So I had a lot of weird dreams last night.
In one I found out that my grandmother was Canadian. And I just went "OH. So I'm Canadian. THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH."
IN another it was once again Merlin and Arthur, and the world was ending and they had to run away and it was scary because during the dream I was in constant fear of being BLOWN UP.
But the one I wanna talk about isn't where there's a crazy maze I have to go through where dolls talk. Or where my sister thinks I'm rubbish because I forget my debit card all the time. It's the one with the old man.
So in this dream I'm all set up on a big sidewalk in New York, playing my violin, as you please. I do it for fun, and people seem to like it, so everything works out well.
I've just finished playing a song and this old guy walks by me and goes "You're destroying everyone's ears with your trash"
And normally I'm really chill and that stuff rolls right off of me, but damnit I was angry. So I just picked my violin up and started another song on a high note, to be spiteful. This GUY TUrns around, and starts screaming at me about young people and filth and how I should go to jail for wasting everyone's time with such garbage and I'm not even bothered.
But Then. He. Takes. My. Bow.
By now people around us have stopped and are watching us, and when he takes it right out of my hands, some of them start protesting. I even saw one of them take his phone out and call the police. Nice guy he was.
I'm trying to keep my cool, and I ask the guy to Please give me my bow back. Inside though, I wanted to to beat the crap out of him. Age means nothing when you're an Asshole.
The Old Man HiT's me across the face when I go to take my bow back, and hell if he isn't strong, I fall down. IF THAT WEREN"T ENOUGH. HE SNAPPED MY BOW! AND THEN HE THREW MY VIOLIN IN THE ROAD AND PUSHED ALL MY MUSIC OVER ONTO THE GROUND AND I WAS SO ANGRY AND SAD I ALMost started crying in my sleep.
I hate old men today. I really hope I don't meet any, because I will Not be very civil. IF THEY PUT ONE TOE OUT OF LINE, I WILL DESTROY THEM.
