Me: Hello KISS!!!
KISS: Hi.
Ace Frehley: (is drunk) "what's cooooking gooood loooooking"?
Peter Criss: (Original Drummer) *walks into the room* Are we playing truth or dare?!
Me: Yeah! Come on in! We just have to wait for the others.
*Peter sits down in a chair*
Paul Stanely: Hey Peter...
Gene: Have you seen the Catman by any chance?
Me: No I haven't. Wasn't he supposed to be here a little bit early?
Eric Singer: (Catman #2) *is panting heavily* Sorry about that...I was signing a few autographs for a couple of fans and then I decided to ride a bus all the way over here but the driver lost track of the road.
Tommy: Huh...strange...
Me: Is that Eric Carr coming down the street???
KISS: *all have dumbfound expressions on their face*
Paul: Oh yeah, Ace forget to tell you. A friend of ours is a doctor and he brought the Fox back from the dead for truth or dare.
Gene: He'll have to return to heaven tomorrow morning.
Me: Okay, so is that everyone?
Tommy: I think so...
Me: Now, before we do ANYTHING. *takes away Ace's bottle of beer*
Ace: Hey, give me back my beer!
Me: No drinking or smoking during the game of Truth or Dare.
Ace: *pouts* But I can't live without it..
Me: Yes you can, Ace Frehley. Now, someone wants you to do a dare...I won't say who it is because it's too personal....
Ace: Okay, What is it?
Me: *shows him the dare*
Paul: Can I see?
Me: Sure! Go right ahead! 🙂
Ace: *is speechless*
Peter: *snickers* This is gonna be hilarious!
*Ace goes to a closet and puts on a wedding dress*
Everyone: *laughs*
Ace: Anybody know how to get this veil on me?
Me: You don't have to wear the veil... *is blushing while trying not to laugh*
Peter: You look so beautiful... *laughs*
Me: CATMAN!!!
Eric Carr: Aww, we should get a picture of you.
Ace: Uhh, no thanks. Can I take this off now?
Me: Yes, you can take it off now...can somebody go and help him?
Paul: I'll go...*gets up from seat and goes to a spare bedroom to help Ace*
Me: We'll see you guys next time!
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (1)
HumorI am the host, and the band KISS will play truth or dare. Hilarity included.