Me: Salutations everybody! We're back with part three of Truth Or Dare with KISS...the hottest band in the world. So, without further ado, let's find out who's turn it is!
*I secretly pick out a name*
Tommy : Is it my turn?
Me: Yep it is! Here you go!
*Tommy reads it*
Gene: What's it say?
Truth
What was your experiences with a cat?
Tommy: I've owned a cat before...It was a good experience...until she passed away...
Peter: What happend to her?
Tommy: She got run over by a car...
Me: You shouldn't have told him that...
*Peter is crying hysterically*
Me: We'll be right back after I try my very best to calm Peter down...
*Takes Peter to the spare bedroom and sits down next to him*
Me: I know it's sad, but sometimes accidents happen...
Peter: I'll kill that bastard...
Me: No no no, don't say that. Tommy said it was an accident.
Peter: *sniffs and wipes off the tears from his cheeks*
Me: I'll let you stay here to calm down for a bit...okay?
*I give Peter a hug and he stays in the spare bedroom to calm down*
Ace: Guess who's here?
Me: Wow, it's the Ankh Warrior! Hello Vinnie! 😁😁😁😁
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Vinnie: Oh hey there, sweetheart. 🙂🙂🙂
Me: *reaches out for a hug*
Vinnie: Aw, that's very sweet of you... *returns the hug*
Paul: How are you doing, Vinnie?
Vinnie: Oh, it's been great. I've haven't received so much love and compassion for many years. The pain was just too much for me to handle. So, now I've decided to come and see the fans who haven't seen me in a long, long time.
Me: Aww!!!!
*Vinnie takes my hand and kisses it*
Me: Okay Tommy you done yet?
Tommy: Yeah, I'm done.
*I give Eric Singer a piece of paper*
Dare
You must have s*x with the person sitting next to you.
Me: Oh my god....
Paul: You're a virgin, right?
Me: That is something that I can't figure out...
Peter: I'm going to get a drink of water from the kitchen
Eric Singer (#2 Catman) You're mine now...
*Eric Singer picks me up bridal style and closes the door behind him*
THE SEX SCENE WILL NOT BE SHOWN FOR YOUR SAFETY
*An hour later*
Eric Singer: *holds me closely to him as he sits down next to me* Purrrrr-fect.
