Me: Sorry about that folks! We are now ready to continue the truth or Dare with KISS.
Paul: Unfortunately, for most of us, one of the skunks ran out of the attic. I think she was trying to protect her offspring.
Gene: And while we were waiting to go back inside, it sprayed us all, except for our host, who defended KISS from that fierce creature of the night.
Me: It was my pleasure! Anyway, who hasn't got a turn yet?
Gene: Uh, I haven't yet.
Me: Okay Gene! Go right on ahead!
*Gene takes a piece of paper from the basket*
Eric: (#2 Catman) What does it say, Gene?
The dare is too explicit to reveal to the reader or audience.
Me: Did the Demon enjoy himself?
Gene: Oh yeah, she was sure was a hottie.
Ace: Doesn't Thayer kiss your a** enough?
Gene: Can it Ace...
Ace: Make me...
Me: Did you really just say that in front of a 2018 audience?
Ace: Sure, what's your problem with it, baby?
Me: Don't call me a baby, Ace Frehley. I may be shorter than you, but that doesn't mean that I'm a little toddler.
Paul: That's right... *places a hand on the host's shoulder* 🙂
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (1)
HumorI am the host, and the band KISS will play truth or dare. Hilarity included.