Me: Hello KISS fans! I'm your host and welcome to part five of truth or dare.
*Ace and Peter are running around the room*
Me: Why are you guys running? *crosses arms with annoyance*
Tommy: Something got into the building late last night and I think Ace and Peter are trying to catch it.
Paul Stanely: *had just found out what it was* There's something in the attic. We better leave and call an exterminator...
Me: I can already smell it..holy crap, I think it's a skunk.
Eric Carr: *picks up the scent of the skunk* It won't bother us if we just leave it alone wherever it is..."
Me: Haven't you seen that Animal Planet show that talks about three families fighting off three different infestations? One of them had a colony of skunks living under their house, so the exterminator had to tear off the floor boards just to get rid of them.
Peter: S**t...that's fucked up...
Me: Which one of you was messing with it?
Gene: God, the smell is getting worse...
Tommy: *goes outside with his cell phone and calls for a exterminator*
Paul: *is leading everyone outside* Did you call an extreminator?
Tommy: Yeah, he said he'll be down here as soon as possible...
Me: Okay, so we'll wait until the exterminator takes care of all the skunks, then we shall continue the game.
*A few minutes later, an exterminator arrives on the scene*
Exterminator: So, where is the skunk?
*Peter Criss and Ace Frehley come running out the door*
Ace: I saw one in the attic, and I think she's got her babies in there...
Me: No wonder the smell is so strong...
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (1)
HumorI am the host, and the band KISS will play truth or dare. Hilarity included.