Me: Hey Vinnie Vincent, guess what?
Vinnie: What?
Me: You get to choose whether you get a truth or dare.
Vinnie: That sounds great
*The Ankh Warrior picks a piece of paper from the basket*
Dare
Tell everyone a scary story
Gene: Ohhh, I love these
Vinnie: A scary story? I don't know much about these kinds of stories....
Ace: Come on, curly! Tell us a story!
Peter: Yeah, as long as it isn't too scary...
Me: What, you don't like scary stories, Catman?
Peter: Nah, I'm not really into that type of stuff these days...
Paul: Which story are you going to tell?
Vinnie: Hmmmm...I'm not sure
Me: How about I tell the story of an urban legend all the way from Japan?
Gene: That sounds like a good one...
Eric Carr: I hope it's not too scary...
Me: We'll just have to wait and see...
Gene: *quickly shuts off all the lights*
Me: A long time ago, there was this school girl named Kashima Reiko. She was often the target for bullies. While she was standing by one of the train stations...one of her classmates decided to play a prank on her. They found a cicada bug and placed it on her shoulder. Kashima screamed with fright and fell down onto the tracks below...Suddenly, a train came by and she was run over. She took a long time to die. The prank turned out to be fatal. Ever since then, she would roam the abandoned train tracks of Japan, and if you happen to walk by, you'll hear the sound "TEKE TEKE TEKE TEKE TEKE TEKE TEKE". This ghost does not like red, so if you look at her while wearing or holding anything that is the color red, she will crawl on her claw-like hands and slice you in half by your torso. But if you try to escape, she'll still catch you.
*Peter Criss is shaking a little bit*
*Paul and Gene both like the story*
*Eric Carr is already feeling scared*
*Catman #2 is not scared but is very curious to find out more*
*Tommy is okay with being scared by a scary story*
*Ace is already drunk and hardly remembers the story*
*Vinnie feels sad for the ghost*
Me: So, what did you think of the story?
Paul: *smiles* It was good.
Gene: Definitely worth telling about.
Eric Carr: Please, no more scary stories. *whimpers*
Peter Criss: Man, that sure gave me the chills...
Ace Frehley: It was good, I don't hear much about that type of stuff, y'know?
Tommy Thayer: I liked it, never heard of that one before...
Catman #2: We may have to visit our fans from Japan, what do you think guys?
Paul: It's possible. We might be able to do another tour in Japan...
Me: Can you speak in Japanese, Starchild?
Paul Stanely: Yes I can. 🙂 Konichiwa.
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