Those jokes that are play on words and you either get really mad at or you think are amazing.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.
Pencils could have erasers on both ends, but then what's the point?
What did the turkey say to the ham? Nice to meat you.
I hate insects puns, they really bug me.
Cats are the best pet, they are purrfect.
What did one condiment say to the other? Sorry I have to go, lettuce ketchup later.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
The police had to show up at a daycare, there was a child resisting arest.
(A/N) I'll add more if I come across any that I really like. Happy Mother's Day, have a fantastic rest of your day 😺
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Small Things
De TodoThose things that just brighten your day. And then a short story to go along with it. Disclaimer: I don't own the drawing used as the cover!
