Annabeth: Cliff as in, like, fall-into-Tartarus-together cliff?
Piper: No, like...fall-off-and-you're-straight-up-dead cliff.
Nico: Wait...why am I with the girls...?
Piper: 'Cuz you'e gay silly!
Nico: Thanks Piper...thanks. I never actually said that
Piper: Ooh! This is going to be so much fun!
Hazel: I don't think I really feel comfortable with th–
Piper: Oh come Hazel, it's how girls nowadays bond!
Hazel: Um, okay...I guess I'll give it a try then...
Nico: *growls* I. Am. Not. A girl. Why. Am. I here.
Annabeth: Let's just get this over with...
David Tennant, Matt smith, Benedict Cumberbatch
Piper: Mmmm nummy
Piper: ...I mean, oh, Jason, I love him...?
Piper: Marry Matt Smith, Kiss Benedict and sorry, ily, but cliff David
Annabeth: Marry Benedict (Sherlock is so sexy omg), kiss David, cliff Matt
Hazel: Umm marry David, kiss Matt, and cliff Benedict, so sorry
Nico: Eh, um...uh marrydavidkissmattcliffbenedict
Nico: *covers mouth* did i just say that
Annabeth: *snickers*
Nico: What
Annabeth: What
Leo, Chiron, Josh Hutcherson
Piper: Ewww way to make it difficult. Marry Josh like omg he's such a hottie...and prob kiss Leo cuz there's no way I'm kissing Chrion...yeah...
Annabeth: Ugh. Probably marry Leo just because I don't trust celebrities. So um, kiss Josh, and yeah I have to agree with Chiron....like...never....NEVER
Hazel: Marry Josh because he seems really nice. And kiss Leo even though that'd be super awkward. And Chiron...cliff...
Nico: *shrunks into the shadows*
Nico: uhhhhhhh ummmm yeah same as annabeth...
Piper: *raises eyebrows*
Nico: shuddup
Percy, Obama, Batman
Annabeth: What the f–
Piper: ANNABETH!
Annabeth: Flapjacks! I was going to say flapjacks, jeeze ye of little faith
Annabeth: Marry Percy (lol that's going to happen anyways), Uh, cliff Obama kiss Batman, is there any question to that?
Piper: I don't want to upset Annbeth so marry Batman, kiss Percy and gooooodbbbye Obama lol
Hazel: I'm going to opt out of this one...
Nico: Yeah...me too...
Piper: But Batman's hot, right?
Nico: no comment
Logan Lerman, Liam Hemsworth, Leo Valdez
Piper: *speechless*
Piper: *begins to roll on floor*
Annabeth: Guys...I think she's salvating–
Piper: Freaking. Marry. Liam. Flawless. Hemsworth. And sorry Leo, but I'll so cliff you over Logan
Annabeth: Wow brutal, and I'll marry Logan (he is Percy after all lol) and kiss Liam. (Sorry leo, let's just keep it to a bromance)
Hazel: I feel so naughty playing this game. I...pass
Nico: *squeaks*
Nico: GODS Y DO U DO DIS TO ME
Nico: marrylogankissliamcliffloganomgwhydisaythatstahpno
Four (Tobias), Augustus, Jace
Annabeth: Now we're talking! Marry Augustus (duh), kiss Four, cliff Jace. I have no regrets about that one.
Piper: Totally marry Four, kiss Jace, and Augustus, your sweet, bye bye
Hazel: marry Augustus, um, kiss jace because I'd probably be too embarrased to kiss Four omg
Nico: *eyes widen*
Nico: Um
Nico: Same as piper
A/N: there's probably a lot of typos, sorry i'll fix it later X)
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