Ask the Seven Prt 1

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Who's your favorite god/goddess?

Percy: Athena. She's so...smart

Annabeth: ...you're just sucking up, aren't you?

Percy: Maybe...

Annabeth: Probably Artemis if she wasn't against the whole "dating thing"

Nico: Pretty much anyone other than Hades.

Hazel: Hecate seems pretty cool. But she can be scary...

Frank: Archery's pretty cool, maybe Apollo but–

Leo: I don't see any buts about it! It'd be so cool to be Apollo, I could annoy everyone with horrible poetry all the time! (That's right they told me aaaall about Apollo)

Piper: Athena. Then I wouldn't just be passed off as another pretty face.

Jason: Neptune's pretty cool.

Percy: I know.

Jason: . . .

What's your favorite ship/s (outside of your own)?

Percy: Frazel! Frazel is so adorable! I remember being like, aww they're gonna end up together and whaddya know, and that time that I was like "just kiss already" and they wouldn't it was like...

Annabeth: We get it

Piper: Percabeth. I wish our relationship was like Percabeth, Jason

Jason: Any time you want to plunge into Tartarus, go ahead.

Leo: Team Leo all the way!

Annabeth: That's not a ship...

Leo: Leo doesn't have a favorite ship. He IS the favorite ship #teamleo

Everyone: . . .

Percy: He really needs a girlfriend.

Do you know about the relationship Jason and his brick have?

Thalia: Uh, what now? Jason....explain...

Jason: It's um, nothing

Piper: Pffft tell that to the brick

Jason: We haven't done anything! Yet...

Thalia: wHAT? WHy did I not know about this?

Nico: Trust me, you don't want to know...you should hear the Argo II afterhours...

Jason: I knew it! You've been listening in on us!

Reyna: You're worried about someone listening in on you kissing a brick...but not the fact that you were kissing a brick in the first place....

Thoughts on Perico?

Nico: Perico would be...interesting...

Annabeth: *cough* disasterous *cough*

Leo: I ship it!

Everybody: *face palm*

Nico: Really not helping Leo...

Leo: Let's talk about Leico! How hot would that be?

Everybody: *face palm*

Nico: Are you...making fun of me?

Leo: Ha ha ha...um no

Nico: *raises dead* *sends them after leo*

Leo: I take it back, I take it back!

Who has the messiest cabin on the Argo II?

Annabeth: Leo.

Leo: HEY!

Leo: Nico. Definitely Nico.

Nico: Seeing as I don't even have a room...

Leo: Shhh!

Nico: Excuse me–

Leo: Shhh!

Nico: You can't shush the Ghost King.

Leo: Shhh!

Nico: *raises dead*

Annabeth: *face palm* Not this again

What are some of the stranger ships you've heard of?

Annabeth: Perachel!

Percy: Perico...

Jason: *nudges percy* be nice

Nico: Definitely Thalico...I barely know Thalia (a/n and: ewwww girlsss XD)

Piper: *grits teeth* Freaking. Brason.

Jason: Oh yeah? Well, there's a ship for you and your cornucopia! How would you like to kiss a horn! Ha!

Piper: *mumbles* It's better than kissing a brick, at least it tastes good

Rachel and Octavian: Octachel.

Leo: I see we have two little love birds right here...now....kiss!

Rachel and Octavian: *sends death glares*

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