Percy: Uhmmmmm
Jason: Uhmmmmmmmmm
Leo: BOO YA LET'S DO THIS THING!
Leo; Hey, where's Nico?
Jason: ...he's probably just, uh, hanging out somewhere? Maybe like...the closet?
Leo: Why would he be in the closet?
Jason: ...
Annabeth, Piper, Hazel
Leo: This is sO NOT FAIR
Jason: Why?
Leo: Because you have Piper and Percy has Annabeth and either way if I even mention their names I'm gonna be like doused in water and then electrocuted and then eaten by a polar bear so this is nO FAIR THEY GET GIRLS AND I JUST GET TO DIE UGH
Frank: Why a polar bear?? Wut???
Percy: ...okay then. If I promise not to..."douse" you, will you play?
Leo: NO. Okay. Maybe.
Jason: I make no promises.
Leo: gOSH DANG YOU LET ME JUST GO TO THE CORNER UGH
Frank: Is that supposed to mean something...polar bear?
Leo: Polar bears are like cuddly and stuff idk
me: ANSWER THE DARN QUESTION GOSH
All: ...
Percy: Psssh okay uhh marry Piper (lol JKJK DONT KILL ME ANNA ILY) Marry Annabeth, kiss Piper cuz idk?? She's like a daughter of Aphrodite so she should be good at that stuff?? And cliff Hazel.
Frank: That's my girlfriend you're talking about
Jason: YEAH, that's my–
Percy: *raises eyebrows* and that's my girlfriend you're gonna be talking about.
Jason: *frowns*
Leo: *squeaks* foreveralone
Jason: Okay, fine, marry Piper, kiss Annabeth and cliff Hazel.
Frank: You guys are so mean
Percy: No...it's just Hazel is like fourteen dude and that'd be like weird cuz she's...Hazel...
Jason: Have you ever heard of a ship shipping hazel with like anyone other than you?
Frank: ...no.
Percy: Exactly.
Frank: *scratches head* My turn I guess? Marry Hazel, kiss Annabeth even though she scares me...and cliff Piper...
*all look at leo*
Leo: Nuh-uh I ain't answering.
*jason makes electricity crackle from his finger tip*
Leo: Ha ha ha i mean sure...? Uh like...marry Hazel *winces* kiss Piper *winces* and cliff Annabeth *winces*
Percy: ...you can stop wincing that's just offensive.
Leo: How??? Like, nothing I do is good enough ugh just appreciate me
All: ...
Leo: APPRECIATE ME
Jason: *whispers to percy* He really needs a girlfriend.
Leo: i HEARD THAT
Rachel, Reyna, and Octavian
Jason: WTFlapjacks omg golly we aren't nico lol
Percy: Wut
Jason: Wut.
Frank: Waffles!
Leo: Shut up Frank nobody likes you.
Jason: Well, Marry Reyna, kiss Rachel (whoever that is?) and cliff Octavian cuz that guy is like hecka weird ya hear
Percy: No...no, just don't try Jason it doesn't work.
Jason: But I thought it was cool
Percy: No...just...no...
Percy: Ugh this is hard. Marry Rachel I guess even though like everybody would murder me, and kiss Reyna even though she would murder me too and like wow im really feelin you leo really feelin ya. And cliff Octavian after like beating him up cuz im just that cool
jason: * mimicking* just don't try percy uuuh
Percy: Shut up
Jason: Wanna bring it? huh Huh HUH?
Leo: Okay i think this game is over you two need some time out all alone in your rooms. Go.
Percy: But–
Leo: No buts
Frank: hehe butts
Leo: SHUT UP FRANK IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
Jason: bai you're gonna miss me when im gone
Leo: What is it with you and random singing. GO
Jason: okay okay gosh
Leo: whew thank goodness that is over *looks at frank* now leave you're not worthy of basking im my almighty presence
Frank: :(
Leo: *snaps fingers* im outta here *sashays off*
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FanfictionHeadcanon's, one-shots, Ask the Seven, and more fun with your favorite demigods! (This is just silly interpretations of the seven XP kind of something fun to work on in my free time :P)
