Deity Hacker

An Ultra Mix-up

"Where have you been"

It's a usual day in heaven...

Pretty much just me standing around, and waiting for Angel...

It has literally been 8 hours...

Angel passes a bag to me.

I check through the bag, pulling out useful items, we'll need on hand.

I pass a light sword to Angel, I equip a gun.

Angel passes me a purple bag.

Inside is a 20 pack of pudding.

"Hhm, Neptune will like this..."

(Later)

I pop a few rounds into my gun and open the keypad...

"I'm not even sure how this works, oh well"

I type in the coordinates that god gave to me.

"Angel, you first"

Angel steps into the gate and disappears...

"Alright, my turn"

I step into the gate, and I'm surrounded by light.

When the light disappears, I'm falling out of the sky...

"Why didn't I see this coming"

I look down below me to see people on the ground.

"Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, mo...."

*Crash*

"Ow, That hurt"

I look up to see Plutia, standing in front of me.

"Plutia?!"

I look down to see another girl...

I seem to have fallen on her.

I quickly get off of her.

She stands up and snaps a furious look at me.

Is... that..

"Noire?!"

Ok, I'm confused.

Noire walks over to me and pulls out her sword.

"What are you thinking, falling on top of me"

I jerk my hands into the air.

"I... um.."

Plutia stops Noire, and turns to me.

"Dorian, You have been gone for a long time, I was getting worried"

Noire turns to Plutia, putting her sword away.

"You know him?"

I glance towards the sky, Angel is nowhere to be seen.

"How long have I been gone for?"

Plutia looks down.

"An entire year"

Noire looks puzzled, she walks back towards Lastation.

"Wait, so does that mean I missed the events of Megadimension Neptunia VII?!"

Plutia nods.

"Dammit, That was my favorite game"

(Later)

Plutia leads me to Planeptune Basilicom.

"So, Is Neptune here?"

Plutia pours some tea in my cup.