Deity Hacker

An Explosive Reunion

*Huff huff huff*

I run into the forest, heading straight towards the volcano ahead.

"Wait a minute, how can a volcano and a forest be in the same area"

I continue running.

"Oh, that explains it"

I come to a stop on a cliff's edge.

For the next mile is just water.

"Dammit, that's why"

I pull out my IPod Touch and look on the map.

*Hmm*

I glare at the map, turning it around countless times.

"Dammit, I can't read this"

I glance around, trying to find a bridge or something.

"Author, are you there, can you give me a tip or something"

My IPod Touch flashes for a second. The next thing I see is Neptune on the screen.

I hear a voice, who I'm guessing is the Author, saying that the bee went under.

"What does he mean by that"

I continue watching until...

"Oh god, No, not there... Retract! Retreat!! Abort!!!"

I quickly turn off my IPod Touch and act like nothing happened.

"I think their lily rank went up"

The ocean waves are too strong to swim across, let alone far.

I turn to the trees.

"I wonder"

An electric bolt shoots out of my gun and strikes the tree.

It bursts into flames, I have to put it out by *Cough* Means Unnecessary.

I use my pocket knife to carve it into a boat. (Might I add, It was a POCKET KNIFE)

"Cause, you know, Physics"

I hop onto the boat and sail off into the ocean.

(1 hour later)

"There it is"

I see the volcano just about a mile away.

A rumbling sound echoes through the ocean.

"Oh dear god"

The volcano launches out giant rocks of Molten lava out of the top.

A rock lands beside me, sending my boat overboard.

I climb on top of it, more like on the bottom, because it was flipped over.

I continue steering the boat closer to the volcano, dodging rocks on my way.

A wave of fire shoots across the sky, striking my boat.

I leap off quickly, as my boat bursts into flames.

The boat is immediately turned to dust, and swept away by the currents.

I look up to see a rock coming straight at me.

"Oh, Nepdammit"

I'm immediately hit by the rock, crashing into the water.

The impact caused an accidental pull of the trigger with my HyperVolt.

I shot a railgun into my chest.

Which was lucky, because my heart stopped when the rock hit me.