I wake up on a cold hard, wooden, bed.
My chest has been bandaged up.
Uzume and Neptune walk into the room.
"Oh good, you're awake"
I check my gun holster. Missing.
"Where's my gun"
Neptune walks away whistling.
"Where exactly do you keep your gun"
I point to the holster.
"In the gun holster near my..... oh.."
Neptune comes back inside with a pile of broken metal scrap.
"Why didn't I see this coming"
Uzume pulls out an x-ray.
"So... are you the new Compa now"
Uzume ignores the comment.
"The blade went right through your stomach, slightly missing your spine. Although, it was broken in some areas"
I move my back, stand up, and sit back down.
"Seems fine to me"
Uzume glances over to Neptune.
Neptune backs away from the tent.
"Well, someone donated a few spine bones"
I glance over to Neptune.
"Is that even possible"
Uzume shrugs her shoulders.
"Sadly, we had to sacrifice one of your sacks"
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"WHAT!"
I quickly check for balls.
"One.....Two....Three.....Four...Good they're all here"
Uzume seems confused, Neptune peers in.
"Four?"
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"Umm...."
Neptune starts to run away.
I send out a small spark that wraps around her legs.
I drag her back over to the tent.
"Explain"
Uzume sneaks out of the room.
"Umm... You're having a bad dream"
Neptune karate-chops my head, which might I say, feels like getting hit by a car.
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*Zzzzp*
I stand up and put a pair of fried chicken balls in a container and chuck it over the waterfall. "We'll never talk about that again"
Neptune walks over to me. She looks down over the edge.
"Wanna go for a swim"
I leap over the waterfall, Activating HDD at the moment of impact.
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Deity Hacker
FanfictionTaking place directly after Moonlight Hacker, Dorian Moon finds himself in the afterlife, but gains a second chance. Now he must return to Hyperdimension. Prepare for many adventures, many new friends, and way too many running gags. It's the sequel...
