What the hell ?! ooooh crisps

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Alex: *Jumps backwards* WHAT THE HELL ?!

I tumbled backwards in fear. Ummm is duckbutt okay cuz he's been acting weird all day. I looked up at him. . . He looks kinda sad. Not his normal sadistic self, wait a second thats a bit harsh. Sad in a good way ? uuugghhhh my whole way of thinking is sad.

Alex: *whisper* hey duckb-Sasuke ?

Sasuke: . . .

BANG !!!

Alex: HOLY SHIT !!

And so a worried Kakashi just broke into his student's house. Give kakashi a hand, that right there is a great role model.

Sasuke: Who's there

Kakashi: Where's Alex!!

Sasuke:KAKASHI SENSEI !

Alex: oh yeah did I mentioned, kakashi is sorta like a guardian to me.

Kakashi: WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE

Alex: WELL WHY CANT I

Kakashi: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL

Alex: WELL SORRY BUT YOU BLOCK ME OUT WHEN YOU READ THAT DAMNED BOOK OF YOURS

Kakashi: MY ICHA ICHA PARADISE IS NOT DAMNED

Alex: DAMNED TO HELL !!

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kakashi: YOUR WEARING GIRL CLOTHES

Alex: AND YOU REALIZE THAT NOW !

Kakashi: WHY ARE YOU LETTING SASUKE SEE?!

Alex: WHAT IS THERE TO SEE ? ITS NOT LIKE IM PRETTY OR ANYTHING !

Sasuke: *mumbles*well thats an understatement

Alex: *blush*

Kakashi: *Evil aura* lets have a chat Sasuke

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Well . . . there little chat has been going on for a while. I'm hungry. I walked up to the fridge and opened it. What did I see ?

a whole load of nothingness. Well time to go back to the shops

*leaves*

*Sasuke and kakashi come down*

Kakashi: where'd she go now. *Sigh* more searching.

(Alex POV)

im wandering around konoha. AIMLESSLY!! like a boss, init. naw just aimlessly I guess. So let's see, anyone I know . . . Naruto-eating ramen, Sakura-who cares, Sasuke-with kakashi, Shikamaru-sleeping on that bench, chouji- hell yeah he's got food.

Alex- YO !! CHOOUUJJIIIIIIIIII !!

Chouji: *munching* ummpphu vu are mphu (yes, who are you)

Alex: and i thought Naruto had a bad memor- (looks at herself) oh me I'm ummmmm (looks at wall) I'm wall . . .WALLEY !! yh I'm walley!

chouji: okay . . .

Alex: ARE THESE RAMEN FLAVORED CRISP !!

Chouji: (nods )

Alex: this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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