The Only One Who Knew Me/Merthur

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Merlin, after about two days worth of riding, came upon a weird, misshapen building that looked the upon brink of collapse. And, knowing Merlin's luck (or Arthur's, rather), that's where the knights and king would be.

Still guised as Emrys, Merlin had a brilliant plan. Besides, it's not like Arthur can hang him when he's saving his ass.

Throwing open the door, Merlin yelled,

" DUMBASS BITCHES WHERE YOU AT? "

Of course Merlin had walked into an actual person's house. Merlin found the mentally handicapped excuses really did come in handy.

He might use it on Arthur to get out of work.

However, first he'd have to find the king.

-&-

He later found them in a dilapidated old house two hours later. Go figures. And this time, he didn't even holler about dumbass bitches.

What a shame.

After knocking out the guards, he quickly found Morgana's (temporary) throne, and found it rather revolting.

The throne had maggots on it. How low were Morgana's standards?

Merlin then shifted his gaze furthermore to find Arthur and Gwaine pleading to Morgana.

Or rather, Gwaine pleading with a stone-faced Arthur next to him.

This is it, Merlin thought. Time for my one liner.

He then sang words to be echoed millennium after Arthur.

" Ding dong, the witch is dead. "

And Arthur laughed. And Emrys cracked a small smile before facing the cold, scared, and frightening Morgana Pendragon.

//sorry if this isn't terribly revised; i revise my own fics and write these within 10-30 min. also, it's about finals week, so i've been a tad busy lol. will post more like saturday to make up for lateness :)