The Only One Who Knew Me/Merthur

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" I think I hear something, " Arthur whispered.

" Well thanks, Prince Obvious, " Gwaine muttered. " We can all hear i- "

" Just like we could all hear you with your apple? " Pervival retorted.

" Shut up, " Gwaine murmured, hotly. " I love her. And her sisters. "

" But what about the apple's brothers? " Elyan said, winking.

" Um, um, uh, " Gwaine hesitated, " No! "

Arthur was smiling, and laughing;

until he remembered there were bandits in the trees. Fuck.

And at that very moment, a horde of men pushed past the trees, and not a single branch shook, let alone give way and knock the men out.

Not a single man tripped, whether it be over cape or root.

And Arthur realized, with his sword clanging another's, that Camelot may be fucked.

&-

Merlin was riding through the forest, like a badass.

Or so he thought. To anyone else, it looked like he was straddling a donkey, but hey, whatever floats his boat... or goat, they probably would say to themselves.

But no one was watching him; the forest watched with bated breath as the great Emrys came to save his stupid, stupid, stupid king.

//sorry for the lateness!! but as i have told my teachers before (joking, of course) better late than never lol!! anyways, have you seen infinity war yet?? i loved it sm but like that scene with spidey mmmm im gonna write a fic abt him now too brb lmao