we don't know love yet. | bts & rv

Lesson 2: we aren't friends yet

The alarm went off, announcing the start of a brand new Tuesday.

"Ugh shut the fuck up" - the boy rubbed his messy smokey hair as he threw the poor alarm away.

As usual, Taehyung did his morning routine and lazily put his clothes on. Then before walking downstairs, he usually left a gentle knock on his lovely sister's door.

"YAH GET YO ASS UP KIM YERIM are you planning to be a dead pig? Trust me even if you died no one would ever want to eat your rotten meat"

"Don't let your bacteria approach my door you moron! Why can't you appreciate my princess-sleep and just walk pass my room peacefully?"

"Because you have to make the fucking breakfast for me your highness"

"I can't and I'm not going to school today oppa. Your dear sister is having a cold and she can't get out of her bed"

Hearing that, Taehyung immediately opened the door on Yerim's room - "What do you mean you're having a col-" 

What in front of his eyes was Yerim being in the worst condition, sticking onto her bed without forgetting to curse her brother.

"Oh shit Jeon Jungkook my biggest dream has finally come true."

"See? All thanks to your kindness that urged you to steal my umbrella yesterday."

"But are you still gonna make me food?"

"Go eat shit oppa."

"That's exactly what you make every morning."

"Eat your own shit then."

"Ugh fine. Seems like I shouldn't disturb a dead meat. Just rest and I'll buy you some soup or porridge when I get home kay? It's my fault anyway"

"Really oppa? Then I want a bowl of lobster porridge, jajjangmyun, jokbal, oh and a box of chicken please"

"Just kidding. Today your brother is busy making his first move toward his lifetime crush. YOU go eat your shit heh"

Suddenly, there was an awkward silence within the room.

"Oppa, did you mean you're gonna talk to Joohyun-unnie today?"

"Yeah so what? Go laugh at me as you want but I still will, I've taken my feelings aback for too too long"

"That's great oppa" - Yerim smiled sincerely - "You've always been such a coward that I thought you might have dropped your dick somewhere. Then it's ok you don't have to buy me food today, just go with your mission"

Hearing those words from his stubborn sister, Taehyung was somewhat surprised, yet touched. He never knew Yerim had a side that would say something to actually encourage him.

"This idiot" - Taehyung sighed - "As I remember Jeon only has 1 lecture today, so I'll ask him to buy food and bring it here for you"

"You mean that Jungkook-oppa from yesterday? No wait we hardly know each other, it'll be super awkward"

"Food or shit?"

".................Food"

"Good girl," - Taehyung smirked - "I gotta go now, see you later kiddo"