So the first 12 chapters of this is exactly like the original I'm in love with a killer but some people wanted Midoryia to be a killer and some didn't
so this one is innocent kind Izuku and the other is killer Izuku
"Bye Sho! Thanks for today! It was great!" I said getting out of his car.
"Yeah, I had fun. We should do this again." Yay! He had fun! And he wants to do it again! YASS!
"I agree! Oh, before I go, gimme your number!" we exchanged numbers and I went inside.
"Finally! Back just in time to make dinner! Im fucking starving." Kacchan said as I walked in.
"Dude! What the actual Hell!? Were you waiting at the door for me to come home!?"
"Will saying yes get you into the kitchen any faster?"
"You really need to learn how to cook for yourself."
"I know how to cook you fuck!"
"Then why don't you?"
"Because I like your cooking and you like cooking for me. But anyway, how was your date?" he said sitting at the kitchen table while I take the ingredients for some spicy curry.
"Like I said before it wasn't a date, but it was a normal coffee outing. We made a blood pack, joined a cult, got married, yada yada." He gave me a 'Seriously?' look, but at the same time he was giving me a death glare. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? "Dude we had coffee and made a candy deal."
"Candy deal?"
"Yeah, instead of throwing out the Fun dip sticks I give them to him and he gives me his sugar."
"You're boring."
"Yeah, I know, but foods done."
(TIME SKIP TO THE NEXT MORNING!)
"Kacchan wake up!" I yelled shaking the hell out of him.
"Stop shaking me or I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass your liver will be in your throat!"
"No time for threats Kacchan! Were late for work!" He immediately shot up and went through his closet.
"Shit Deku! How did that happen!?"
"Dunno, but I gotta get dressed" ! We got ready at lightning speed then sprinted to work were our boss was waiting.
"You guys finally decided to show up."
"We are really sorry! We don't know how this happened!"
"It really doesn't matter. You're both fired."
"Are you fucking kidding me!?"
"Your yelling and cursing is another reason you are getting fired! You are very annoying, and it is not appropriate for a café with children!"
"The fuck are you talking about!? I'm a delight you son of a bitch!"
"Kacchan! You are not helping! We are so sorry! We'll leave now." I dragged Kacchan out of the café while he was screaming profanity at our former boss. "Are you better now?" I asked once we were back home.
"No! We lost our jobs! And the jackass called me annoying! I AM NOT annoying! I'm a delight!"
"I know, but well find another job!" He replied with a grunt and plopped onto the couch and I heard my phone chime from the other room. I must have forgotten it this morning. . . . Shoto: You're not at work today?
Shoto: I hear your loud blond friend yelling. What happened this time?
Shoto: Help. Someone just asked me what I wanted. I'm too used to you asking me if I want the usual, so I responded the usual. He gave me a very confused look.
Shoto: This is the worst day of my life.
Shoto: Why are you not answering?
Izuku: I am so sorry Sho! I got fired today! And I left my phone at home! And oh, that's horrible! I cant believe you had to tell a WAITER what you wanted!
Shoto: I feel attacked right now. Also, how could you be fired? You were an amazing waiter.
Izuku: LOL I'm sorry and it's many reasons.
Shoto: Well the only reason I continued going to this café was to see and talk to you. So now I must find a new café. . . . . . AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Does that mean he likes me!? No, like he said he sees me as a friend of course, that's the reason he would want to see me! ARG! . . . Izuku: Well if you want, we could hang out today outside of the café since we couldn't talk at the café.
Shoto: That would be nice. When and where should we meet?
Izuku: In about an hour at the park near the café.
Shoto: Okay. See you soon. . . . Okay, I should get ready, make Kacchan lunch, then leave.
(TIME SKIP TO AFTER MAKING LUNCH BECAUSE I CAN)
"Alright Kacchan! I'm going now!" I left before I could here his response. I walked out of the building looking at my phone and I seriously regret that.
"Surprise" I hear someone say casually from behind me. I would love to say I screamed like a man buuuuuut that is not the case. I screamed like a six-year-old girl in a screaming contest and to top it off I jumped backwards, holding my phone to my chest, one hand out, and one leg bent.
(MUCH LIKE GUS IN THE PICTURE BELOW)
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It turned out to be Shoto. . .I wanna die.
"One, OW! My ears! Two, hello."
"I-I th-thought we were um going um to m-meet at th-the park. . ."
"Well we were supposed to, but then I decided to-" he got cut off by the door slamming open and hitting the wall. I yelped and jumped back a million miles. I seriously need help.
"What happened!?" Kacchan yelled with concern written all over his face.
"What are you talking about?"
"It sounded like a little girl was being murdered." Oh
"Sorry Kacchan, I was already murdered by the dude with the ax." His face almost instantly twisted to a confused look.
"Wait, that was you screaming?"
"Yes."
"What a wuss." He then turned with a 'tch' and left, slamming the door.
"So. . .ready to go?" Shoto asked after a few seconds of silence.
