Hey guys! I'm back with another chapter! kinda short, but still something, so oh well. As always! I hope you humans enjoy!
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"Kacchan! I'm home!" I yelled as I opened the door, followed by Kacchan running into the room.
"Bout time you damn nerd! I gotta tell you something!" He said jumping onto the couch.
"Okay" I said giggling and took a seat on the couch next to Kacchan. "What-"
"I did it!" he cheered happily, cutting me off. "I confessed, he felt the same, and now were together!" he said ecstatically. I couldn't help but laugh. Mostly because he sounded like a middle school girl talking about her first crush, but also because of how unfair life is. While I was crying about my boyfriend being psycho, Kacchan and Kirishima were here, gleefully thinking about their newly formed relationship, Uraraka and Iida are sweetly exploring Jamaica for their honeymoon, and the world is still turning. Everyone is with their significant other, not a trouble in the world and I'm stuck here with an unstable partner who can somehow give you the worst news in the world but still make you feel like nothing changed. I was completely fine till I came home and had room to think. I don't wanna think, I wanna stay with Shoto like everything's fine. "Oi! Deku! What's so funny!?" Kacchan yelled, ripping me away from my thoughts.
"Oh nothing! I'm just thinking about how the big and bad Kacchan sounds like a school girl talking about her first crush!"
"Shut the fuck up Deku! I wish that peppermint fucker really did do something to you! Maybe you'd be less of an annoying asshole!" He barked, crossing his arms.
"Awww~ no you don't! You care about me! you looooove me~" I mocked with kissy faces. "Come on Kacchan! Give your best friend a hug!" I joked walking towards him with open arms.
"Deku! I will kick your ass if you come near me!" He yelled, jumping off the couch. I laughed and jumped on him, tacking him to the ground and gave him a tight hug, trapping his arms, so he couldn't hit me.
"Awe! Kacchan! Don't be like that to the person you care so much about, that you didn't eat or sleep because they didn't respond to your text! Come on Kacchan! Tell me you care~" I teased, hugging him tighter.
"This is torture!" he yelled, trying to break free.
"Say it Kacchan!"
"Kiss my ass Deku!"
"Before or after you kick mine?" I asked, smirking.
"Why are you like this!? Can't you be normal for once!?"
"HA! Like you're anymore normal then I am!"
"At least I'm not attracted to peppermints!"
"Peppermints are sweet, you're attracted to an upside-down broom!" He growled and looked away. I laughed and sat up. "Speaking of Mr. Peppermint, we start work Monday."
"Oh shit, I completely forgot about that."
"Kacchan! I told you two days ago! How did you forget already!?"
"It's not important enough to remember! It's just another shitty job!"
"It's not just another job! We're working for my boyfriend! Anything time I mess up, he's right there!"
"Does this dude know I call you Deku?" I nodded. "Does he know why I started calling you Deku?" I nodded again. "Then he shouldn't expect much from you. If you mess up he will know that's its just Deku being Deku." I sat there with a blank face for about ten seconds then took a deep breath in. I put my hands together and brought them up to my face, exhaling a large amount of air.
"Kacchan. . ." I said quietly, bringing my hands down to my chest, still together. "THAT IS NOT HELPING!" I yelled and threw my hands up in the air. "You seriously suck at pep talks." I sighed out and rubbed my face with my hands.
"At least I can give pep talks without looking like I'm gonna have a stroke!" He snapped and crossed his arms. "I can be good at pep talks when I wanna be good at pep talks."
You're so mean Kacchan!" I whined and laid back down on his chest. "Its not my fault I get nervous!"
What are you gonna do when you have to sell medicine to an intimidating doctor? Or any doctor for that matter. Selling things is not like taking orders, you have to actually communicate."
"Hey! I can communicate perfectly fine!"
"The first time you took the red Cruella De Vil's order your face looked like it was trying to challenge his red side, you rambled like he cared, and you stuttered so much I didn't know if you were glitching or just stupid."
"That's not fair! You will never understand what its like to serve a perfect angel." I said, talking like I didn't just find out he kills people.
"Yes, I do. I serve myself all the time." Oh my god. I'm gonna punch this dude right in his smug looking face. "Anyway, what am I supposed to wear to work?"
"Dress formal." He sighed and rolled his eyes. "Come on! Its not that bad! We had to wear those ugly uniforms at the café, so wearing a formal outfit of our choice isn't that bad."
"Whatever" I sighed and got off him.
"You hungry? I'm gonna make lunch". He got up and followed me to the kitchen.
"Of course, I'm hungry! I haven't eaten since yesterday because your lazy ass forgot to text me."
Let it go! It was a mistake!"
Your mistake cost me sleep and food! I will never get those missed hours and meals back!"
Why didn't you eat at Kirishima's? He had food." I asked taking out the ingredients for homemade mac and cheese.
He started crying about two hours after I got there, so I spent the whole time trying to comfort him."
"Why was he crying? It must have been pretty bad to make Mr. Manly Man cry."
"Do you remember his cousin Brittney from Iida and Uraraka's wedding?"
"Yeah, why? Did something happen?"
"Mhm, she went missing the other day. Her and her boyfriend went to a night club and when she came back from getting them drinks she found him making out with some random chick, so she stormed out drunk off her ass and nobody's heard from her since. Kiri's ready to kill the dude. He said if she's not back by tomorrow night he's setting his car on fire."
"That's horrible! I really hope she's okay."
"Yeah, well Kiri and her are best friends, so he's crushed. I really hope they don't find her body in a ditch somewhere, Kiri's strong, but that would destroy him."
"I'm sure she's fine! She's probably just hiding out somewhere till she can stop crying about her broken heart." No, that's not what happened at all. She's dead, I know it. Oh god, what if Shoto killed her!? How does he even kill people to begin with? Does he stab them? Shoot them?
"I hope so. Her dads the chief of police, so if she doesn't turn up soon, him being chief should move things along a lot quicker." Chief of. . .what? If Shoto really did kill this girl, then he's made a huge mistake.
"Y-Yeah, I'm sure it will, um. . .Do you want to go take a nap while I finish cooking? I'm sure you must be pretty tired."
"You sure? I don't wanna-"
"Its fine!" I said interrupting him. "It's my fault you didn't sleep anyway, so please go take a nap. I don't like a tired Kacchan, he doesn't have as much spice as a charged Kacchan." He nodded hesitantly and got up off the stool.
"Okay, thanks." He turned around and walked to his room. I let out a relived sigh. I really Hope Shoto didn't do this.
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