Mike blushed, but didn't reply. If he did, he'd break the rule of "friends don't lie". Both he and I knew that.
"Oh! This reminds me that we need to go through a few rules." I turned to the Losers' Club, "Rule one - friends don't lie, no matter what. Rule two - friends never break promises. Rule three - if some of us fight, whoever hits, kicks, punches or whatevers first has to offer to shake the other one's hand. Rule four - if any of the above are broken, the person (or people) who broke it will immediatley be excluded from the party, without any exceptions."
The rest of the AV club nidded their heads, agreeing. The Losers' Club smiled - obbiously, they accepted.
"Guys!" Will exclaimed, "I need to tell you something. My cousin (Estrella, but call her Star) is coming from LA in a week."
"That's cool, Will." I grinned, "Another girl will join the party."
"Is she hot?" asked Richie.
"She's my cousin, Richie!" Will exclaimed.
"And?" Richie grinned, "There's no rule which says that we can't date relatives of other party members, is there?"
"But, anyway, we have more pressing matters to attend to." I said, immitating posh people, "Like the fact that Richie and Mike look exactly the same."
"What?" both Richie and Mike exclaimed, "He's way too ugly to look anything like me!"
"Yeah, alright, egotistical frog faces." I sighed, "Anyone else have anything to say?"
"Yeah, I do." Stan said, "Seeing as they look similar, they could be related. Hey, Mike, what's your mom's maiden name?"
"Oh, um, it's Tozier." Mike replied, and then paled.
"You're my cousin!" they hollered.
"Got that right, bitches." I snorted, "I'm glad that you both have basic knowledge stored somewhere in those seemingly empty heads of yours."
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IT and Stranger Things Crossover
FanficSo, I went nuts and decided to make a little of everything. This is a Mileven, Lumax and Benverly fanfiction, alongside my OC x Bill. IT is set in Season Three of Stranger Things. Also, the first people to comment or vote will get an OC in the book.
