Doofus Rick X Jerry // Request 2 // Hungry For Apples?

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Another month, another week and another day in the Smith household. It was a regular day in the house; Beth was out of the house and at work, Summer was at school and Rick and Morty were out again on a 'mission' or 'adventure' but what ever they were doing they had brought Rick guards from the Rick citadel over at the Smith's house, looking for Rick/attempting to trick him home like before, a while ago when Rick was wanted or perhaps did something wrong, although, I believe it was because the Rick Citadel thought that Rick was killing off other Ricks, that episode seems to be faded in my memory, our memory and Ricks memory. But atlas as they arrived and made themselves at home they had realised that Jerry was home, Jerry Smith the husband of Beth and the father of Morty and Summer and! Son-in-law of Rick's had walked out of his office to only see all the Rick's. The rocks of course had commented on Jerry in a rude manner.
"oh great.. More alcoholics" Jerry had mumbled sarcastically to himself as he rolls his eyes. It was unclear if the rocks their were the same as last time since they all look all the same, all but one... There was Rick, blue faint hair, bubbly blue eyes which no other Rick had and hair styled different, short and combed neatly. Jerry had recognised the Rick as his buddy, his best friend/pal and.. Crush.
Jerry's brown has eyes we're widened slightly and as smile creeps up onto his face, but he soon starts to think that-that Doofus Rick was not his beloved Doofus Rick but this beautiful Doofus Rick looked and noticed Jerry, both Jerry's and D-Ricks hearts skipped a beat. They looked at each other until D-Rick looked down at his mobile and then soon Jerry looks down at his iPad, he got a message from Doofus Rick. Just before Doofus had to leave both boys exchanged  numbers and had sometimes texted each other, it was nice and warm.

D-Rick: hey Jerry!
Jerry: hi.. Is that actually you in front me?
D-Rick: yep! I mosses you so much!!
Jerry: me too!!
Jerry: meet me in my office!
D-Rick: okay!

Jerry smiled and looked up from his screen and shoots Doofus Rick a smile and then starts to excitedly jump to his office, Doofus rick does the same, D-Rick was pretty happy seeing his friend again.

"what a bunch of queers" one of the rocks said, the other rick next to him nodded.

The two cutie muffins make it successfully into Jerrys office. Both boys smile awkwardly.
"its been so long since I've seen you, you look great" Jerry had said, smiling softly and scratching the back of his head. Doofus had smiled.
"you too Jerry! You look amazing!" Doofus bubbled with his innocent smile. The two sit in silence for a while. Jerry was poking his fingers together awkwardly and puckering his lips while Doofus Rick had just smiled wide.
"so.. Do you have any of those new coins you were collecting?" Doofus rick asked sweetly, Jerry nodded with a smile and went to his desk, opening his draw and grabbing out his little case of found that had the robot from star wars on where the washintons face should be.
"theyre still beautiful Jerry, so very beautiful" Doofus had said as he was closing the lid but his hand was placed on Jerry's and they blush, an accidental action made by the two.
"u-uhm.. So, you wanna make brownies with chemicals again?"
"y-yeah! Oven less brownies for life! Doofus rick said happily.
The two walked out of the office and went to make oneness and tasty brownies, they ignored what the other Ricks had snickered.

After a when they made their Brownies and are them, they talked and talked and they went to play with legos as if they were small children and then after successfully building the castle they went out for ice cream. Doofus got a blue icy pole and Jerry, a fabulous golden gay time. They had sat on the edge of the pedestrian walking path and watched the cars go buy, keeping count at how many go by.

"hey, Jerry?"
"yeah?"
"i need to tell you something..."
"what is it?"
"i-i have a crush on you.."

It was quiet, doofus rick frowns and faces away away from Jerry, he hides his face in his knees. Jerry looked at Doofus and smiled.

"hey, Doofus?"
"y-yeah?"
"i need to tell you something"
"wh-what is it?"
"i have a massive crush on you"

Doofus rick was surprised and looks at Jerry.
"y-you like me?"
"yes! You are the only one who respects and actually loves me! I wish more people and rocks we're just like you because you are amazing! Smart! Adorable and so very sweet.. I love you!"
"b-but what about berth?"
"what about her? She's always angry at me, she never wants to listen to me or even loves or respects me.. I'd prefer you to be my wife then her"
"oh.. Jerry.. That's so sweet but so wrong I could never try and separate your family-" before.  Doofus could continue Jerry had grabbed right to D-Ricks lab coat and and brought him into a loving kiss and then soon parts away.
"I love you and that's finale.."
"omay, Jerry, I love you too"

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