It was a regular day for the three 'the flesh curtains' they were just slouching around and boredly flipping through channels, well at least one was which was Squanchy. Rick was passed out on the couch and snoring as he was passed out from the booze from last night and this morning. Squanch and Birdperson were sitting on a couch together while Bird person was watching the many channels flip by. He shuffled around a bit and looked down at Squanchy and then back up at the TV and sat in silence for at least a minute, that minute adding up to an hour already.
"You kissed me last night" Bird person had said in his non-monotone and relaxed voice. Squanchy pauses and looked at bird person.
"I squanched you last night?" Squanchy asked as he looks back at the TV. "Oh, yeah I squanchin did" squanchy had said as he flips through more channels.
"You are not phased?" Bird person asked, still looking down at him.
"Nah" Squanch has said as he twitches a bit and flicks through the channels. Bird person blankly looks up at the TV. His eyes widen slightly when Squanchy had shuffled around and sat on his lap.
"In fact~ I'm squanchin happy~" Squanchy had said as he looked to a rather flustered Bird person.
"H-how so?" Bird person had finally said as Squanchy looked away and to the TV. Flipping more channels.
"Because I always wanted to squanchin kiss you~" squanch had said as he looks to birdperson again and puts his whole attention into birdy and smirks as he grabs a hold of Bird person and brought his face close. "I think your squanchin cute, I want to squanch you in a wardrobe right now~"
"I-I.. uh .. Squany- I-" the flustered bird could not mutter a single word until squanchy placed his lips onto Birdpersons...
An hour or two passed, and a young rick woke up and rubbed his eyes. He noticed that birdperson and Squanchy were missing and he could hear some odd sounds down in a room far off in Bird persons place, with furrowed eyebrows Rick had gotten up from the couch and stretch. He scratches his back and starts walking lazily to the odd sounds.
They grow faster
They grow louder
They sounded blissful
The now odd sounds lead to a closet and rick just opens the door and his eyes widen and his cheeks turned roses when he saw bird person stripped of clothes and squanchy riding the bird man while holding a rope around the larger man's neck. Rick slams the door shut and walks away
"Nope" rick muttered as he just simply leaves, it was quite awkward, the whole day, every day. That memory or scene so cringe to rick.
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