After drinking and dancing at the pub, Rick forced Bird person and Squanchy to got to other bars. eventually, though, little Morty had called Rick right when Rick was taking shots. the phone rang two times and Rick was getting annoyed so when the phone rang the third time Rick slammed the phone into Bird person chest.
"a-answer-Uurp- I-it," Rick said, clearly very drunk. Bird person nodded and decided to get up and walk outside the bar. he walks to the back of the alien pub and answered the phone which he see's rick use many times before. he still can't process that he left Squanchy and Rick alone with their Drinking contest. those two were the most irresponsible.
"R-Rick?" Morty had stuttered through the phone, his teenage voice full of concern and filled with teenage Insecurity.
Bird Person shook his head and replied with a simple - "No, Its Bird Person"
"Aw Geez... Ok.." Morty said sound sad and disappointed. "where is R-Rick?"
"inside" Bird person said blankly.
"No, I mean... Inside what?"
"what he calls a pub or a bar sometimes he calls it the place where he gets wasted"
"of course he's at a pub... Look, Bird person he got into a big fight with the whole family and we haven't seen him in days, can you try and get I'm to come back home? maybe trick him?" Morty asked he shuffled in the background, pacing back and forth.
"I do not like tricking Rick" Bird person said simply as he blinks a couple of times, serious.
"What matters more, a safe and drunk Rick back at home or a permanent and dead liver poisoned Rick?" Morty asked, a little frustrated with bird person but also understanding.
"Ok, I will try Morty" Bird person had said unemotionally, he did not want to lose Rick.
"Thank you," Morty said and hung up, Bird person stress down on the phone and then walks inside of the loud and obnoxious alien bar. Bird person looks to his booth to only Squanchy passed out, Bird person quickly checks for a pulse and sighed in relief, he cradles the ginger cat in his arms and tries finding Rick to only see him flirting with a group of hot alien females. seeing this broke Bird person's heart, did Rick not love Bird person? was that kiss nothing? Finally, Bird person had walked over at Rick.
"Rick, we have to go now" Bird person had said, Rick looks at him and ignores him and goes back to flirting with the giggling pair of alien females. Bird person's heart throbbed in sadness but he tries again.
"Rick, I heard there was another bar in another galaxy with more drinks and... babes" Bird person had said, not liking babe part of what he said. Rick looked at him instantly and gave him a drunk smile.
"Well, l-lets go then," Rick said as he holds onto Bird Person's wrist and took them outside to where Ricks ship was, Rick grabs out the portal gun. "Wh-what universe was it?" Rick asked, drunk and wobbly.
"Dimension C- 137" Bird person had said blankly. Rick nodded having no idea at this time (due to him being so inhumanly drunk) that dimension C-137 is his home dimension. so Rick opens up a Portal and excitedly walks in it with Bird person walking in after him. Rick had blindly walked into his room and once Bird person had entered the Portal the whole thing disappeared. Rick frowns and looks up at Bird person and growls.
"why the heck is here!?" Rick growled angrily as Bird person laid Squanchy on Rick's bed. Bird person with quick reflexes had held Ricks Wrist before Rick could hit Birdy. Rick growls and tries 's getting out of the strong grasps of the bird person. Bird person sighs and kisses Rick. Rick eventually stopped and melts into the kiss, just like before, this kiss was lovely.
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