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Jerry woke up in his apartment, Doofus Rick was asleep and cuddled up to Jerry's chest. its been a year now that Jerry and Doofus were together. A shimmering gold ring on both of their ring fingers, they were married and Jerry could not remember what had happened, it was like a black fog in his train of thoughts, there was nothing, nothing at all. Jerry shuffled slowly out of bed he got up and went into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of pain killers to ease his throbbing head, I guess Jerry and Doofus rick were out drinking... but why? as Jerry starts making coffee, Doofus Rick or Rick Sanchez of Dimension J19 Zeta 7, commonly known as Doofus Rick had started to wake up but he didn't just simply woke up, he woke up adorably and Jerry watched as the adorable man got up and stretched, making a cute little whimper and rubbing his eyes.
"G-Good morning Jerry" Doofus rick said as he places his hands down and smiles happily at Jerry.
"Good morning, are you okay? I heard you whimper.."
"I-I'm fine but my lower body seems to hurt.. are you making coffee?"
"yeah, you like yours with milk, sugar and honey right?"
"yep~ super sweet~ just like you~" Rick said with a soft and loving smile, Jerry's heart melts and he smiles wide. at this point Jerry was happy that Beth left him because now Jerry is with a much more healthy with Doofus Rick, Jerry didn't care about what his kids say or what Beth or any other Ricks say, Jerry was in love with Doofus rick and that was all. after making coffee's Jerry had walked over to Rick and Jerry hands Doofus Rick his coffee. Jerry sweetly pecks Ricks forehead and smiled brightly at him.
"do you remember anything from last night?"
"nope.. you?"
"I have no idea.. hehe, sorry?"
"don't be sorry Jerry" "in fact, as long as we had fun last night, like I think we did, I don't mind what we did, and.. we kinda have wedding rings on our fingers and I saw papers about wedding vows or something on your desk, and well, I'm glad I spent a black out with you~" Rick said sweetly as he pecks Jerry on the lips and sips his coffee.
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Yesterday night, The black out~
Jerry and Doofus Rick went out on a date to a galactic bar, Doofus Rick's treat. the bar was called The Milky Way Delight. They arrived at the bar, early evening and sat at a booth, they ordered interesting alien drinks and just had fun. they sang karaoke, danced and went to other bars around. At one point they got so drunk that they had actually some how started alien bar fights and also getting married in another bar called Galactic Stars. It happened at around 12:13 AM at night. Doofus Rick and Jerry were very affectionate at this point that others started to noticed, no other alien cared about their kissing and pecks and making out because not a lot of aliens are aware of sexual orientation and relationship of humans and for most aliens they try and avoid humans, not because they are simple because they are just plain scary, especially fan girls, they're scary. any way, Rick and Jerry were having fun and dancing, they were very close and very adorably intimate.
"Jerry-hic- Jerry I-I love you~~" Rick had slurred, drunk in a loving tone.
Jerry smiled and gave Rick Eskimo kisses. "I l-love you too, rickkk~~ I-I love you so much that I want to, m-marry you~!" Jerry had stuttered with a drunken slur to his lovey dovey voice.
"you want to marry me???" Rick asked, surprised with a wide smile, finally! Rick could love someone and be married, especially to the person he loved and Rick smiled wider when Jerry had nodded to his question. Rick got so excited that he was jumping up and down and hugs Jerry tightly "lets get married now!"
"n-now?"
"yes!! oh! please J-Jerry?" Rick asked, giving Jerry puppy eyes which Jerry could not turn down and he wanted the same, to get married! Jerry had drunkenly gotten on top of a table and shouted out to the rather quiet bar.
"attention!! Me and my b-beautiful boyfriend, w-want to get married.. is their a priest or something?" Jerry had asked, everyone looks at them and this bug alien raises his hand.
"I'm a priest" the alien said and walked up to them, wearing that priest necklace thing, Jerry got carefully down from the table and held Doofus Rick's hand.
"we need rings-s" Jerry said and the Priest nodded magically handing them rings. they all smile, both Rick and Jerry. the priest begins to say some wedding stuff but Jerry and Rick got impatient and got the alien priest that's in an galactic bar to skip it forward.
"do you take this human to be lawfully wedded husband?" the bug alien asked, looking at Jerry, Jerry nodded happily with a smile.
"I do!"
"and do you-"
"yes! v-very-hic- much! I love Jerry, so, so much!"
"okay, I now pronounce you human and human, you may kiss" the alien said, both Jerry and rick quickly exchange rings and kiss lovingly. later that night they had returned home and decided to get legit papers and sign them so they were now lawfully married and then they crashed into Ricks Sanchez (the original in that universe) and had made out in the garage to make Rick jealous and because the writer wanted to add this in for jokes and humour, the two make it back to Jerry's apartment were they made sweet musical instruments and stuff, or whatever you kids say these days for intense sweet love making.
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