Sehun's Eccentric Oddparents (CB/HH) (Discontinued until further notice)

SFP- Chapter 1: Two Horny Fairies & Boners

SFP- Chapter 1:

Sehun's P.O.V

I was walking the way home back from school as usual with my earphones in my ears and my dumbass fairies following behind me.

I swear, sometimes they get very overprotective over me. I mean, it was just one time when I was 9 and I was walking down a path and saw a man with bubble tea in his hand.

He offered it to me if I followed him. I know my both my human and fairy parents told me not to trust strangers but, HE HAD BUBBLE TEA.

I mean, who could resist bubble tea? Obviously not me. I'm complete bubble tea trash.

Anyways, back to the present, I was walking home and my fairy oddparents decided it was a good time to make out and not care about me.

Could they get anymore rude? I mean, I'm supposed to be the one that they take care of until I die, and here they are, making out in the public disguised as humans. Ugh...

Just as they were about to take of their clothes I stopped them.

"HEY,FAYEOL AND BAEKMOM, KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELVES! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THERE'S A CHILD HERE??!! MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!"

"Whoops, blame Chan here Sehun, he's the one who decided it was a perfect time to pop a boner in the middle of the sidewalk and push me against a tree then make out while walking." My fairy dad replied.

"BAEK HOW COULD YOU?? WHY BLAME ME??", there goes my fairy father whining.

Sometimes I forget that Baekhyun's older and more mature than Chanyeol because of their height difference.

Who could even believe that Baek's 284 years old while Yeol's 282. Hard to believe right? I know. The pain of living with two horny fairies is real.

One time, when I was 12, I found some white sticky stuff on my bed and asked Chanbaek, they claimed it was condensed milk. It wasn't until a few years later did I find out it was their cum.

Those kinky bastards. I made sure to burn Baek's strawberry bushes that were in his and Chanyeol's magical dollhouse and cut off Chan's plushies's heads after I found out.

Anyways, as i was walking away from those two idiots, I was fantasizing about my beloved Luhan.

I swear he's an angel in disguise. He's so cute! I just want to squish his adorable cheeks.

And that's how I found myself with a boner and two laughing fairies a few minutes later.

Fuck. This day could not get any better....
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We finally arrived home after about 10 minutes. Thank god or else I would've had to jack off in the public.

I rushed into my bedroom and started jacking off. My poor parents now have to clean some more bedsheets and I probably won't get an allowance this week. Oh well.

Just as I was taking off the bedsheets off my bed, Chanyeol & Baekhyun decided it would be nice to slam my bedroom door open and enter the toilet to continue where they left off.

I shivered before I folded the bedsheets and put it into my laundry basket.

I swear I'm getting more and more horny every year. Is it my hormones or what? I'm blaming my hormones.

Ugh, imagining Luhan giving me a blowjob just made me pop another boner. I sighed before I went to the laundry basket and came into it.

I'll just lie to my parents and say that two cats decided to make love in the basket if they ever ask. Perfectly normal.

Chan then came out of the bathroom with Baek in his arms, the both of them with messy hair.

I sighed before signaling them to hurry into the fishbowl before my human parents find two naked guys in my room.

I went to the toilet after they disappeared into the fishbowl, took theirs clothes and washed the cum that was all over the place.

I'm going to murder them later.

Deciding it would be the perfect revenge, I dropped their cum covered clothes into the magic fishbowl and heard them scream bloody murder. Serves them right for having sex in my toilet again.

To Be Continued.......

Author's Note:

I hope this will turn out into a decent story! Chapter 2 will probably be out on in a few days or so. I'll try and make time to write it.

Till then!

-Wolfius71

(Published On 24th May 2018)