Sehun's Eccentric Oddparents (CB/HH) (Discontinued until further notice)

SFP Chapter 5: (I Have No Idea What To Call This Chapter)

Baekhyun's P.O.V

I can finally go to Sehun's school and help him with Luhan for god's sake.

If only that giant didn't thrust into me so fucking well. Damn, what did I do in my past life to deserve such a hot husband?

Fuck, I'm getting sidetracked. Back to the mission at hand.

I walk with Chanyeol to school and I see Sehun's back.

"SEHUNNIEE!! HOW WAS SCHOOL FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS, MY SON??"

"For fucks sake, do you have to be so loud?"

"As one of your fairy parents, yes I do. Anyways, has that Yoda been doing his job?"

"Surprisingly, he was actually smart and wasn't being dumb for some strange reason."

"Sounds like his man period is hitting him again."

"WHAT THE HELL MOM, YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU FAI-"

"DO NOT SHOUT THIS ALL OUT, YOU BUBBLE TEA SLURPING GIANT!!"

"Oops."

"Anyways, we fairies have periods every 5 years and it's hitting Chanyeol this year. Fairy periods work differently from human periods. Fairies who are dumb become smart and smart fairies go dumb. Of course this all lasts for a month then wait for the next period in 5 years."

"Oh okay mom. So if I ever see you being dumb, you're on your period?"

Sehun gets slapped on the face by Baekhyun before he replies.

"Yes my dear son, now let's get to class before the bell rings."

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Chanyeol's P.O.V

Great, after that whole Jackson fiasco, Suho's been bugging me about it.

I mean, it's annoying but I guess he has a right to know since he's one of Luhan's best friends.

So, I checked in with Luhan if it was okay, and he said that he wanted to be the one to explain to Suho.

I was snapped out of my thoughts when a girl walked up to my desk and attempted to flirt with me. Like bitch, I'm gay and married ffs.

"Can I help you?"

"Y-yes, Chanyeol oppa, I w-wanted to tell you I really liked you and please date me!"

"I'm sorry to crush your heart but I'm gay and I already have someone. End of story"

"B-b-but I nev-"

"Shut up you bitch."

Chanyeol then slaps the girl on the face.

Baekhyun walks to his side.

"Hon, you didn't have to do that ya know?"

"I just wanted to make it clear I already have you. And I mean, pretty much the whole school knows we're together so I don't know what this dumb bitch is doing."

"You still didn't have to slap her."

"Why?"

"Because that's my job."

Baekhyun then slaps that bitch.

She stares at both him and Chanyeol in shock before attempting again to flirt with him.

"FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU BITCH, I'M ALREADY MARRIED TO BAEKHYUN SO GET LOST BEFORE WE BOTH SLAP YOU TO DEATH!!"

The bitch cries before running out of the classroom.

Baekhyun then tries to start a conversation with his lover.

"That was fun, let's break more hearts again some time eh?"

"We should, it's been a while since we had some fun."

Both of Sehun's fairies smirk evilly before getting ready for class.

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Sehun's P.O.V

I'm finally done with this hellhole called school. Thank god.

I walked over to Baek's and Chan's lockers to wait for them to come.

I see them before calling them over to me.

"Oi, you green and pink heads, I wish for a choco bubble tea. There's no one here anyways."

Baekhyun brings out his wand at the same time Chanyeol does.

They both swirl their wands before two drinks appear in Sehun's hands.

One is a chocolate bubble tea like he asked for and the other one seems to be alcohol.

Sehun and Baekhyun both sigh before Sehun hands the alcohol to Baekhyun.

Baekhyun then makes it disappear with a click of his hands before slamming his hand across Chanyeol's head.

"Oh, baby boy, you're gonna get punished for that. Wait until we get home."

"AHH, SON, HELP ME!! BRING ME AWAY FROM YOUR KINKY FATHER!!"

Sehun laughs before dragging Baekhyun away from a fuming Chanyeol by his hand.

Chanyeol chases the both of them all the way home.

Baekhyun got his 'punishment' as soon as they reached home and Sehun was feeling sorry for Baekhyun.

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No One's P.O.V

"Hey Baek, you okay right there?" asked Sehun.

"Y-yea I'm f-fine, nothing to worry about." Baekhyun gives Sehun a smile.

"Quit lying I know it hurts."

"Yes for fucks sake it's so unfair. Why does Chanyeol thrust so fucking amazing?"

"Cuz you love each other."

"I know that, Mister 'I Like Luhan But I Have To Rely On My Fairy Oddparents To Help Me Get Him'".

"Okay okay, point taken. Now I wish for some chocolate waffles."

Baekhyun rolls his eyes before a plate full of chocolate waffles appear before Sehun's eyes.

Sehun gives his fairy oddmother a smile before turning his attention to the chocolate waffles.

Baekhyun sighs before his eyes go wide and he sees Chanyeol with a vibrator. AGAIN.

He runs up the stairs, into Sehun's room and dives into the fishbowl with Chanyeol hot on his tail.

Sehun couldn't get any sleep for the rest of the night because of SOMEONE's moans and Baekhyun's ass was sore yet again.

To Be Continued....

Author's Note:

Sorry If I've Seemed To Be Updating Past The Time I Said I Would Update!

I Got Heatstroke From School And Haven't Got The Time To Get Close To My Phone!

Also, As I Mentioned Before, Wattpad Didn't Publish This Chapter Before So I Took The Time To Change It Up A Little And Make It Better.

Anyways, wait for Chapter 6!