One day in a faraway land where Emily was a full on savage, she decided to write this story that talks about her in the third person along with her best friend Madison, and somewhat jerk that doesn't remember her Dan.
It was lunch time at the hell hole school, and although the students felt like prisoners Madison and Dan felt like royalty whenever they smiled or even looked at each other.
Anyways, it was lunch... Dan walked past Emily and Madison's group of friends and smiled at Madison. Emily tried to hold back a glare at Dan. She was happy for Madison and all but it wouldn't hurt for Dan to remember who she is now would it? *cue flashback*Madison was at her locker after one of her basketball games, when suddenly Dan approached her.
Dan: "hey Mads, you did really good today"
Madison: "Thanks Dan! I saw you play at your last game, and you did really good too"
Dan: "haha thanks"
Madison: "I gotta go meet up with Emily now, but maybe we can hang out soon"
Dan: "wait, who's Emily?"
*end of flashback*Madison started daydreaming about Dan and Emily noticed, so that's when she decided to come up with a plan to bring them together like Evelason. Emily excused herself from the group, and she went over to Jason.
Emily: "Jason I need your help, please!!!" Jason rolled his eyes and glanced at Evelyn for a second, which made her laugh and blush. He finally agreed to help Emily and they started to concoct a devious plot to bring the jock and dancer together once and for all. Madison and her friends were talking about Dan and how they'd look super cute together, but she was starting to worry about Emily. She's been gone for a while now, and for once Madison was starting to miss Emily's savage jokes about her and Dan in the oven, (long story) or even her famous threesome joke. All of a sudden Kevin came running down the halls.
Kevin: "MADISON MADISON MADISON!"
Madison: "KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN!"
"Emily's in trouble she's in the band room!" Kevin yells and drags her away. Why didn't the other friends come too? Probably cause they were too distracted, or because they didn't care enough to go on the journey. After all it's hard to stay happy and hopeful at a place like this. Madison and Kevin ran through the halls, where he accidentally bumped into the principal.
"Excuse me young man get back here!" The old lady barked.
"Sorry bitch but some things are more important!" Kevin yelled back, while Madison had her mouth hanging wide open with shock.
"Hey Madison, I bet you could fit a lot of things in your mouth that's hanging wide open like that" Kevin chuckled to himself.
Madison glared at him but also started laughing. They finally reached the band room, where Kevin told Madison that Emily was in the band closet where all the instruments are kept.
"Emily was putting away her instrument when all of a sudden a giant tuba case fell on top of her! And we all know she may be savage but she's still a delicate flower that can easily be crushed".
Kevin explained this to Madison, before shoving her inside the closet and locking the door behind her. Madison didn't see Emily inside, and she would've seen her right away if she was here since the closet was very small."KEVIN LET ME OUT!" She started pounding on the door but it seems like he already left.
Meanwhile, Emily and Jason were fulfilling their part of the plan. Earlier that lunch they recruited Kevin, so Kevin locking Madison in the band closet was all a part of the plan. Jason went up to his buds/the cool kids and told them that Kevin called the principal a bitch (yes, he bumped into her on purpose) and that he's currently having a fight outside with Ryan and Connor about it. All the guys started screaming and chanting "fight fight fight fight fight!" While running down the halls to the nearest exit to watch the fight. Dan tried to go too, but Emily interfered.
Emily: "Dan, Madisons in the band room and she needs help! she got crushed by a tuba case!"
Dan gave Emily a worried look. She tells him where to go and he starts running off into the sunset where all his dreams are about to come true. As soon as he left, Jason quickly talked to Emily."I got my bud Connor to have a fake fight with Kevin, so he's a part of the plan too, but Ryan isn't so when they start arguing with him he might be really confused, just warning you now".
Emily wanted to go watch DANISON become a thing, but she decided to watch the fight since it'll be hilarious. Emily and Jason joined the pool of guys outside who were watching the fight.Connor: "I CANT BELIEVE YOU CALLED OUR PRINCIPAL A BITCH, AFTER ALL SHES DONE FOR US PEASANTS!"
Kevin: "I had no choice, the elderly should know better than to stand in people's way"
Connor: "Ryan what do you think?"
Ryan: "Idk I really don't care, but it was pretty awesome how Kevin had the guts"
Kevin: "why thank you Ryan"
Ryan: "np daddy"
The fight was starting to die down so Jason threw an orange he found on the ground at Ryan and said that Connor did it. Connor shot Jason a glare since this wasn't a part of the plan, as Ryan began to tower over him. Connor started to run along with Ryan and Kevin, while all the guys watching followed while screaming and chanting again: "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" Jason followed closely behind to make sure Ryan doesn't destroy Connor by accident, and Emily was about to as well until she realized: who's gonna lock Dan in the band closet with Madison? So she left.Meanwhile, Dan came to the band room, and unlocked the closet door where he found Madison inside.
"Madison"
"Dan"
They stared deeply into each other's eyes, leaving them both distracted. It was a good thing too since Emily just arrived and needed to lock the door. Once she did, the two lovers snapped out of it and tried to cry for help."Madison, I need to tell you something while we're here... I love you, I have since the moment I laid eyes on you, your beautiful blonde hair, gorgeous eyes and your soft looking lips make you look like a goddess of perfection"
Madison smiled and blushed at his statement."Dan, I love you too, your amazing hair, beautiful brown eyes and charming smile could make any girl melt"
They continued to stare deep into each other's eyes, until Dan finally got the courage to do something in his life and kiss her. Emily was standing outside the door, quietly fangirling over DANISON. But things in the closet, or should I say oven, we're getting pretty heated... Long story short, Emily decided to leave after hearing certain noises. She always made jokes about Madison eating the stuffed crust, but she never thought it would happen."Well, that's the last time I ever go into that closet..." Emily says to herself on her way out.
Meanwhile, Ryan was still trying to beat up Connor, and Jason gave up at this point so he and Kevin left. Poor Connor, but hey, nothing's easy here at the hell hole school.
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The Hell Hole Chronicles
RandomNote: this story isn't supposed to make any sense! Also, don't read this thinking it'll be some sort of award winning novel. The point is it's supposed to be bad, so yeah enjoy.