The Hell Hole Chronicles

Pizza Perfection

Once upon a time after the cloud sharks destroyed Ritardo's car, Dan and Madison were in the grade nine hallways laughing about an inside joke. Ritardo spotted them from afar, and stomped over to them.

Ricky: "hey car killers! When am I going to get my Lamborghini back?!"

Dan: "wait what?"

Madison: "when I was trying to come over on that day you were sick, Ricky had to drive me but a shark fell out of the sky due to a cloud war Kevin and Ashley got caught in. The shark fell on top of Ricky's car and destroyed it. But hey it was Kevin's and Ashley's fault not ours!"

Dan: "wait there's a cloud war? Sharks? What? Oh no I turned into Miles"

Ritardo: "you're right, it is their fault... but Vaughn's vampire magic wore off on Kevin so he's dead for real this time and Ashley lost the love of her life so I'm giving her a break. That leaves the damage cost to you two, so I expect my new lambo back before the end of the week"

Madison: "WHAT?! But it costs a lot of money, more than we could ever get in less than a week!"

Ritardo: "well you should've thought about that before you let that stupid ass shark destroy my expensive ride"

Ritardo grumbled to himself like a grumpy old man and hobbled off into the distance.

Dan: "how are we supposed to get that much money?"

Madison: "I have no idea"

All of a sudden (and in perfect timing) Emily swung by carrying a poster in her hand.

Emily: "guys! Look what I found: it's a poster advertising a beauty pageant this Saturday. The winner gets a brand new Lamborghini"

Madison and Dan gasped in shock. They grabbed the poster out of Emily's hand and read through it.

Madison: "this is perfect!"

Dan didn't show any emotion. Madison felt like he would've been a little excited, so she asked him about it. He pointed to a small section of the poster with small writing.

Dan: "it says only guys can enter, and guys have to dress up as girls"

Emily: "wait what? Does this mean I can't win a new car?"

Madison sighed.

Madison: "well Dan, I guess we're gonna have to give you a makeover"

Ashley appeared out of thin air in front of the friends.

Ashley: "DID SOMEBODY SAY... MAKEOVER?!"

She got out her giant makeup kit full of different types of makeup and hair accessories.

Emily: "well we have to give Dan a makeover for an upcoming beauty pageant. Oh wait, why does he have to enter?"

Madison: "apparently we're now responsible for getting Ricky a new car since a shark from the cloud war destroyed his"

Emily: "oh well in that case, we're gonna have to teach Dan all the secrets about being a girl"

Ryan: "DID SOMEBODY SAY GIRL? Cause I'm not one so I can't help you"

Ryan stomped off, leaving the friends confused. All of a sudden Miles came.

Miles: "hey I think I'm a girl! Or am I a guy? I don't really understand biology. If my parents were bi it might've affected my gender"

Dan: "wait your parents are bi?"

Miles: "I don't know. I just said I don't understand biology"