Once upon a time in the same faraway land where Emily wrote a previous story about DANISON, she decided to write another one. Why? Because why the hell not? Everyone loves DANISON, and Madison needed to hear more about Dan's stuffed crust.
Anyways it was another day at the hell hole, and Madison and Dan were eating lunch together by the grade 9 lockers. But of course every story has a villain...Geraldine was eating lunch with her crew at the bench, and she was watching DANISON be all cutesy cuddly. She despised Madison for whatever reason, so she hated seeing her so happy. She knew what she had to do to end her happiness though, and nothing was going to stop her. Meanwhile, Dan was playing with Madison's hair as she started blushing. Emily (the fabulous author of this tale and the girl who's talking about herself in the third person) came and sat down beside the couple.
Emily: "aren't you glad I got you and pizza together? Have you taken a bite of his stuffed crust yet?"
*Madison starts blushing*
Madison: "no"
*Dan gives Madison and Emily a look of confusion*
Dan: "what's she talking about?"
*Madison and Emily exchange a worried look*
Madison and Emily: "NOTHING".
Dan shrugs and continues to eat his lunch.Emily: "so lovebirds have you been on a date yet? If so can I plan it? OH OH CAN I BE THERE TOO?! OMG THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DATE EVER!"
Emily ran off to plan.After she left, Madison decided to leave too for she needed to quickly heat up something from her lunch (she forgot to do it earlier). Dan was left by himself, so he just sat there and started whistling. Geraldine approached Dan knowing he was now alone.
Geraldine: "hey Dan, I heard the basketball game went well"
Dan: "yeah we totally destroyed that other school"
Geraldine: "yeah, all thanks to you, after all you are the best one on the team"
*Geraldine bats her eyelashes to an uncomfortable Dan*
Dan: "oh uh thanks"
Gerladine: "so I actually want to try out for the team and emperor horny's (the coach aka Mr. Hornet) giving me a chance to try out... The thing is I'm not as good at basketball as you so I was wondering if you'd teach me?"
Dan: "um I'm pretty sure Madison and I are going to be busy for a while"
Geraldine sat down next to Dan, making sure her low cut shirt was showing enough skin*Geraldine: "really cause I don't see her anywhere"
Dan: "she left to go heat up her food, she'll be back soon"
Geraldine: "well she's not here now, if we do anything she never has to know"
Geraldine gently touched Dan's arm, even though he was now extremely uncomfortable. Madison started coming back towards them, and they heard her footsteps. Geraldine acted quickly and pulled Dan towards her by his shirt. She kisses him, even though Dan tries desperately to get away. Villains are known to be quite fierce and strong these days. Madison came back and saw Geraldine and Dan kissing.Madison: "DAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Tears began to stream down poor Madison's face as Geraldine finally let Dan go.
Geraldine: "y'know Madison, he's a great kisser. I bet he's amazing in bed too"
She smirked and walked away.Dan: "Madison it's not what it looks like, she kissed me and she was hitting on me!" Suddenly, a voice in the distance screamed: "ITS TRUE"
Ryan Fullipe stomped his way over towards the couple.
YOU ARE READING
The Hell Hole Chronicles
RandomNote: this story isn't supposed to make any sense! Also, don't read this thinking it'll be some sort of award winning novel. The point is it's supposed to be bad, so yeah enjoy.