accident ✔︎ m.m.

19

*message between max and bailey*

maxipoo: i need your opinion

therapist: what doofus

maxipoo: what do you think of my gogs

therapist: iM-

maxipoo: what's that supposed to mean?

therapist: you're an actual ding dong

maxipoo: that's not nice to say

therapist: yeah but you just said 'gogs'
who says gogs!!

maxipoo: i do!

therapist: which is exactly why
you're a dimwitted moron

maxipoo: you always know how
to make my days better

therapist: i'll make your day even better

maxipoo: sure you will-

therapist: [Verse 1: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before
Passed all the competition man, PewDiePie is next
Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church
Ohio's where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one
[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!