Game Rage and Cursing

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Y/n pov

"Can you take out the trash for me y/n." Mom said and pointed to Junkrat .

"Mom you shouldn't talk Junkrat like that."

"Oh bugger off" junkrat said and threw the trash bag at me. I stuck my toungue at him and walked out to throw the trash.

I threw the trash in the bin and wiped my hands i looked down and saw writing.

"Oo dumpster writing the words of the people."

"Whats this one? Omnics are people too?" I chuckled lightly not that i have anything against the omnics just how theyre still protesting.

"Oh heres some that some didn't finish. Winston smells.. Good." I wrote down good finishing the sentence.

"Whats this one Sombra is a..? Hmm. Sombra is a M*****F*****"

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" The garbage man said with a look of disgust as he halled the garbage away.

"Yes but not recently..." I said as he walked away.

"Hi garbage man! Hi Y/n!" Hana (D.va) said walking toward me waving.

"Hi Hana!" I said waving back. "Do you know what this word is?"

"Sombra? Thats the purple hacker chick if you hadn't caught on." Hana said.

"No not that one this word?" I said pointing to it specifically.

"Hmm... M*****F*****? Oh i think i know what it means i believe its a 'sentence enhancers'".

"Sentence enhancers?"

"It's for when you wanna talk fancy."

"Oh i think i get it now. Let me try. *Ahem* Hello Hana lovely F****** evening we're having." I said bowing down in a fancy manner.

"Why yes it is y/n, this M*****F****** day is particularly F****** lovely" Hana replied back in a proud fancy accent.

"***********"
"***********"
"***********"
"***********"

Hana and i repeated sentence enhancers back and fourth to eachother.

"Oo your right Hana my lips are tingling from the spicyness of this coversation."

"Mine too ahuhuhu" hana said acting all goofy.

~The next day...

I burst in to the main hall "hello everyone nice F****** day we're having right!"

"*gasp* did he/she just-" Tracer (lena) said looking at Ana.

"Aye she/he did." Nana said as they watched y/n walk through the halls.

"Hi Hana how the F*** are ya?"

"Pretty F****** good y/n."

"Beep boob beep beep bap." Bastion beeped.

"Attention, Everyone i will be cooking lunch for everyone and today's special is a F****** burger served in a delicious F****** sauce and grilled to F****** perfection." I said over the intercom to inform everyone.

Everyone was in shock except for junkrat and Roadhog who were laughing their heads off. Just then Widowmaker came up to them and hit the back of their heads.

"And don't forget to ask me for the F****** fries. It will be my F****** pleasure." I said finishing my little speech about lunch.

Dad came running out of his room after hearing what he did. "Amélie (widowmaker) what happened?"

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