You wished you did... o3o *slowly cuts some of his hair*
Jeff: WOAH WOAH WOAH -pushes you off-
BWD: I can restore your hair... -pours potion- may be some side effects...
Jeff: MY EYE BURRRRNNNSSSSS
BWD: blink you doofus .-.
Jeff: I FEEL SAANEEEE... I have peachy skin... -faints-