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YOU CANT HAVE IT YET JEFF! *hides behind BWD*

BWD: -bites into sandwich-

Jeff: YOU LITTLE-

Me: -gets in front of BWD- woah dude he is just a waddle dee eating a turkey sandwhich!

BWD: -slowly puts sandwich in mouth-

Kirby: You don't hurt waddle dees

Meta Knight: OR KIRBY -gets out galaxia-

Liu: ... Why do we have to fight

Jeff: -gets out knife- Oh its on

Meta Knight: oh its so on -does sword beam at Jeff's hair-

Jeff: MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR

Kirby: YAY METY -hugs Meta Knight-

Jeff: MY HAAAAIIIRRRR

Me: dude its just an inch of-

Jeff: YOU SHUT THE -beep- UP

Liu: YOU DONT TELL HER TO SHUT UP YOU -beep-WAD -raises fist-

* Moments Later *

Me: How much is the bill? -gets out check book-

Nurse Ann: $5,000 and a fee for fixing his hair

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