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e.o *hides behind Jeff* ....

Me: don't worry buddy I won't chop your- I mean assault you ^-^

Liu: ... -takes ax from me-

Me: ... Goddammit -.-

Jeff: -creepily moves hands behind your back-

Meta Knight: -sits- Your creepy at sometimes

Kirby: -sits on Meta Knight's lap- ^-^

Jeff: and you don't call them seductive...

Me: -takes out butcher knife and hands to Liu-

Liu: What else are you hiding? -holding butcher knife, knife, gun, bazooka, ax, and saw-

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