Carrots: Mioda you should watch Yuri On Ice
Mioda: Why?
Carrots: ITS SO GOOOOD
Mioda: IM NOT BOTHERED THOOOOOOUGH
Carrots: butyougettoseeanimedudeass
Mioda: Wha-
Carrots: EMBRACE THE YAOI MY FELLOW FUJOSHI
Mioda: N O
ArashiT: WE ALL KNOW YOU'LL LIKE IT CUZ YOU'RE A GAY LIL TRAP BOI
Mioda: I HATE THIS FXCKING FAMILY
S A V E M E N O W
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AT YURI'S HOUSE YEARS AFTER LAST CHAPTER'S INCIDENT
It was a beautiful day outside. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming...
On days like these, kids like you...Should be burning in hell. MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES
(Ok I'm sorry- TAKE 2)
Yuri woke up to the soft wind tickling her like an evil granny. She cracked her eyes open cuz shedoesdrugsiguess- The sun was as bright as always.
"Five more minutes..." Yuri whined like a lazy th0t.
"Bish get tf up" an unknown voice spoke.
"Wait wha-"
"I SAID GET UP!"
The sun laser beamed Yuri's fat xss as she tumbled off her bed and saw something quite terrifying under her bed...
"I didn't know you pee in your sleep every night Yuri"
"WHAT THE- SAYORI I THOUGHT YOU DIED!"
"Well actually I'm a clone and so are the others..."
"How many clones are there?"
"Uhhhh..."
Suddenly a Sayori burst through the door and said,
"Hey has anyone seen my parents?"
GUNSHOT
Yuri was sh00k. "Sayori did yOu JUST SHOOT THAT CLONE?!?"
"Yeah that was the orphan clone"
Another one came in.
"CHoke ME wITH rOpEs Da-"
GUNSHOT
"The kinky clone"
And another one.
"I can English so good better of you fight me face-"
GUNSHOT
"The should've stayed in school clone"
And another one.
"I see rainbows and monsters and fairies and goblins everywhe-"
GUNSHOT
"The tripping clone"
And another one.
"Guys I think I have a boner-"
GUNSHOT
"The trap clone"
This may take a while...
TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY A WEIRD GAME USED TO PLAY CALLED WEE WEE KITTY WHERE YOU'RE A CAT AND YOU'RE GOAL IS TO PISS ON ALL THE FLOWERS
Eventually the twin girls reached school. Yes they go to the same school fxcking deal with it roll with bear with me here- After their last class Yuri interrupted me like a bi-
"So Sayori how did you get into this school?"
"I've always been here secretly hiding in the vents!"
"How?!?"
Sayori just smiled and pointed to the ceiling. There was a wee teeny weeny author chan in a hole in the ceiling.
Author chan put a finger to her lips and disappeared into the shadows...
Sayori sighed contently, "What a wonderful trap- OWWW!" Sayori screeched as she was hit by a brick from above.
"Eheheheh... well it's the end of the school day now-" Yuri was interrupted by a mega BXTCH.
"JOIN THE ICE SKATING CLUB Y'ALL!" A person yelled as they yanked the two girls into a class as they screamed like baby children dishwashing dishcloth dishrags in the name of acorn thieves from Mars with Twix bars of gold rich kids from hell also Toagmi suffered a stroke and died help Author Mioda chan she's dying damn Daniel back at it again with the crippling depression-
LOOK ITS A SAYORGY
YOU ARE READING
yuRi ON icE
FanfictionYUri on iCe But It's a ChAOTIC MeSs brOught tO you By MIoDA Who Is A GIrl ANd MoSt dEfinITEly NOT a TraP