Tags, Fandom and Rant Book of Wonder

Do People Hate Me?

Seriously though.

Do they?

Do you?

If so...

Why? What did I do to deserve to be tagged???

I was tagged by Da_Queen_o_Hot_Dogs

Thanks a lot.

But anywayssssssss...

Here we go.

Things about me:

1. I hate tags
2. I hate people
3. I hate movies
4. I hate dogs (gasp! Oh the horror!)
5. I hate carrots
6. I hate daytime
7. I hate sunlight
8. I hate socializing
9. I hate not socializing
10. My mind if very much screwed up

Tags (why 28?):

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Title of tag even though it's up there:

Do People Hate Me?

Joke:

Me: Knock knock

Reader: Who's there?

Me: You.

Lolll I'm so funny!

Yeah... no.

Okay, here we go. The actual joke:

"Sometimes you make mistakes in life, and the best thing to make it right to just redo it, and hope that it's better."

Yeah, and that's why a lot of people have younger siblings.

Lol okay.

I'm sorry, not sorry.

Here's to joke numero trois:

What did one wizard say to the other wizard who wouldn't stop hitting him with a quaffle?

"Hey, quidditch!"

Lol, get it?

Okay, here's another:

You know, saying high more will unlock new conversations.

All you have to do is say Aloha-mora.

Get it? You get it?

Alohamora?

The spell that unlocks doors?

No?

Okay...

Well here's another one:

When you do something wrong, it's best to Patr-own-up to your actions, otherwise it's just going to get ridiculous.

Patronus? Get it? And ridiculous? The spell to send boggarts away?

Heh.

Also, if you do it again, it may get you expelliarmus-ed from school.

Get it?

Here's a pun:

Wingardium levi-owned.

Heh. You can use it when your friends get owned.

You're welcome.

Spoiler:

Most of my characters die.

... Painfully.

Rules:

1. Title that tag
2. Mention who tagged you
3. Day ten things about you
4. Tell a joke
5. Write a story spoiler for your book
6. Tag twenty-eight people
7. Put these rules in your tag
8. Do it in less than three days

Okay?
Okay.

Omg, unintentional TFIOS reference right up there👆

Book nerd right here 🤓

Please excuse my mini rant.

Thank you, and goodbye.

... I guess.