Hetalia Oneshots [Requests are Closed!]

Germany x Half Neko!Reader

You were in the kitchen, eating cookie dough. You lived in a house with three other people: Kiku, Feliciano and Ludwig.

Now what you didn't know what the time and the time was training time.

Now you were very different from the others in the house. You were part Neko. You had [H/C] ears and tail. At one point you thought you had whiskers.

The only person who knew your where part Neko was Kiku and he thought you were very Kawaii. Others thought different.

You would always wear a [F/C] beanie so no one could see your ears and you tail would be hidden underneath your clothing. You were happily munching away on your cookie dough when a very scared looking Italian came in.

"[Y/N], help! Help me," Italy screamed and attached himself onto your arm.

"Feli, what is it?" you looked at the crying Italian.

He leaned in close to your face and whispered, almost creepily: "It's training time."

Now the entire colour drained from you face as you dropped your cookie dough.

[*le gasp*]

"[Y/N]! Feliciano! It's training time," you could hear Ludwig's footsteps get closer and closer. You quickly grabbed Feli's hand and ran upstairs and towards the attic.

As you entered the attic you made Feli hide in a box on one side of the room and you on the other.

"Shh!" you whispered as you closed the box lid.

"Vhat is the attic door doing open," your breathing hitch.

'Goddamn it! I forgot to close the door!'

Ludwig's footsteps came closer and closer. You could feel you heart thumping in your chest.

Now you thought this was really fun, testing one of your good friends and long-time crush.

'Oh dear lord of Cookie Dough, don't let him get me! Have mercury!'

[All haul the all might cookie dough lord *bows*]

You prayed mentally as if you were about to die. Which in this case you would die of *shivers* exercise.

"Ah no Ludwig, please don't make me go to training! Anything but that! Can't you see the white flag? WHITE FLAG!!!!" you could hear Feli's pleads as Ludwig pull him out of the box he was in.

Twitch twitch

Your ears started to twitch.

'Oh god, I mean cookie dough lord, my ears are itchy!'

You wanted to scratch your ears but then you would give away your hiding place.

"Now Feliciano, vhere is [Y/N]?" Ludwig was on the other side of the attic, looking down on poor Feli.

"I-I don't know!" Feli stuttered.

Then the itching became too much and you had to scratch so you did, making the box rattle and shake while doing so.

"AH! Itchy, Itchy," you shouted. Now you did not have fleas or anything like that, your ears just wanted attention at the wrong times.

You fell out of the box and were met face to face with an angry German.

"Found you," Ludwig stood there above you; a blush was very visible on your face.

"EEK!" you screamed getting to your feet in a rush. You ran out of the attic and out the house.