Oneshots {DEH - BMC - Heathers - Hamilton}

Jeremy In Wonderland {BMC x Alice in Wonderland}

A/N Jeremy is the Jack of Hearts, son of the King and Queen of Hearts. The rest of the BMC characters are characters in Alice in Wonderland.

(Jeremy's POV) 

I lay on the lawn as I watch my mother play croquet, rather dull sport if you ask me. I stroked the grass blades in front of me, when suddenly a man with a fluffy tail and cat ears appeared before me.

"Squip! But.. you can't be here right now, my mother would be furious if she knew about you!" I whisper-yell and try to pull him to sit behind me. 

"Nonsense, I'm only in here," he gracefully sat behind me then nudged my forehead on 'here'. "This game is boring, how about we go on an adventure," Squip dragged out his last word, then started to seemingly float toward another part of the garden. I followed him behind one of the shrubs, my mother not caring, where he pushed aside the branches revealing a hole in the ground.

"What the..?" I poked my head in, then felt myself get pushed down. 

"See you later, Jeremy," the Squip giggled manically as I fell down the hole. I fell at an alarming speed, but somehow landed safely at the bottom in a dimly lit tunnel.My dress hem was all torn up, and my well done hair was now disheveled.

When I regained my senses, I saw the most beautiful boy I had ever seen. He was wearing all white, and had a red and gold watch on his wrist. His hair was bouncy and his face was stunning, while on top of his head two soft ears flopped. But he seemed panicked and rushed.

"E-excuse me sir?" I managed to ask, although I hit my head as I stood up.

"I'm late! I'm late.. for a very important date.." he mumbled and walked quickly away, after glancing at me through the corner of his eye. 

"But, wait! Who are you?" I hurried after him, and got out of the tunnel in the process. But he was gone...

I wandered about in a complex forest, all sorts of run-down signs with no real meaning posted about. Then, I heard some faint laughing and singing.

"What's here tomorrow's gone todaaaay!! So sing this song without delaaaay!" a drowsy-sounding voice sang out, and I followed it. I heard more lyrics that had no real timing or meaning or tune, until I found the people who owned the voices.

"I-I beg your pardon, but who are you?" I looked up to the taller one and then down to the shorter one. 

"I'm Jakey-D!" exclaimed the taller one while putting the smaller on his shoulders. 

"And I'm Richy-G!" the small one, now on Jakey-D's shoulders, bursted out. 

"Hello!" I matched their energy, quite astonished to see people who were so different than the cards. Thy were like.. a Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum!

Richy-G flipped off of Jakey-D's shoulders than squeaked out, "Why have you come to our part of the woods?" 

"Well you see, I was sent on an adventure by my friend, Squip, and then I-"

"Squip?!" Richy-G jumped into Jakey-D's arms.

"Yes.. well I saw this stunning man, dressed in all white, and I followed him out of this tunnel into this forest and I-"

"You followed a man just because he was cute!? Are you a stalker?" Jakey-D asked and held onto Richy-G tightly.

"Would you quit interrupting me!" I scolded.

"Would you quit ignoring me!" the two said at the same time, pratically copying me. 

I huffed and crossed my arms. "You're very impolite."