After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "...What does that mean?"
He replied, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, and Hot."
The wife smiled happily and said, "...Oh, that's so lovely, bit what about I, J, and K?"
"I'm, Just, Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his family jewels.
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