*At a Restaurant*
Waitress: Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five, please.
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Restaurants
*At a Restaurant*
Waitress: Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five, please.
