Ok, yeah, I'm working on another one-shot but-
I'm shitposting rn.
Enjoy. Or stab me. Either way, read it.
Peter why
Peter: Hey Da- Tony. Da Tony.
Tony: What the fu-
FRIDAY: No swearing in my Christian Roblox Server!!!!
Peter: Oh look FRIDAY knows things now
Tony: Did you program this into my AI?
Peter:... maybe.
Tony: Damn you, kid.
Peter: Oh I also did this
*Peter looks up*
Peter: Road work ahead?
FRIDAY: Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
Tony: *facepalms* Peter why...
Peter: The real question is why not
Peter get out of fucking bed
Tony: Peter get out of bed
Peter: dirnjffn five more minutes...
Tony: *clears throat* SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER-
Peter: OKAY OKAY I'M UP JUST SHUT UP
Peter comes out
Peter: Hey Mr Stark? I've got something to tell you...
Tony: Alright, kid, shoot.
Peter: *inhales* BI-DER-MAN, BI-DER-MAN, DOES WHATEVER A BI-DER-MAN DOES, KISS A MAN, SURE WHY NOT, HE ALSO THINKS THAT GIRLS ARE HOT, LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE BI-DER-MAN
Tony:...... did you just come out
Peter: *flees*
Pranks
Peter: *stumbles into Tony's room at 2am* I had a nightmare.
Tony: What shit no what was it about
Peter: A potato flew around my room-
Tony: *pushing him out the door* NOPE I don't need your crap
Later
Peter: MR STARK CAN YOU COME UP HERE
Tony: WHY
Peter: IT'S IMPORTANT
Tony: *sprints to Peter's room and straight into the glad wrap that's across the door* FU-
Peter: *muffled laughing* I cant believe you fell for that Mr Stark-
Ok I'm done now
Kill me XvoltronXficX
Bi.
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"YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"- The joys of parenting a Spider-Child
FanfictionBasically oneshots of Irondad and his Spiderson. Also Peter is my Spidey-Child, and Tom Holland is beautiful. Most of these chapters are just pure fluff, surprisingly.
