"YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"- The joys of parenting a Spider-Child

Spideypool

I couldn't resist, these two are too cute
Deadpool is 18 in this okay, and Peter is 17. They're dating (well, they will be) because mhmhmjmhmn Spideypool. And uh Flash finds out who Spidey is urbfufnfjfnvjfv. But it's completely on accident.

Peter's day just went from bad to worse.

The whole day had been testing. Testing, testing, testing.

Then his lunch hour was spent studying, just so he could dive back into testing.

So of course as soon as he escaped school, he was getting into his Spidey-suit and swinging his way across Queens.

He ran into Deadpool during his patrols, as per usual.

Well, Wade. The other vigilante seemed pretty relaxed about who knew he was a superhero, despite the fact that, like Peter, he was still in high school. This was possibly because Wade found it very, very difficult to die. Almost impossible.

Peter was glad he hadn't taken after Tony Stark. Having everyone know your identity would be way too stressful.

"Hey Spidey-Kid," Wade said teasingly. Peter rolled his eyes, knowing full well Wade couldn't see it under his mask.

"Afternoon," he replied curtly, too done with the day to even try to come up with some sort of comeback.

"Crappy day?" Wade's eyes flicked over the streets below. "Sounds like you need a hug, or a kiss."

"You're seriously attempting to flirt with me now, Wade?" Peter's tone came out a bit pissed off, but hey, he'd been doing test all day, and he just wanted a break.

"Worth a try, baby boy." Wade held up his hands in surrender. That's when Karen blared an alert.

"Karen? What's up?"

"Two armed men roaming the streets. Two blocks away. Seem to have cornered some kid."

"Alright, Karen, I'm on my way!" Peter shot out a web and swung away before Wade could protest the fact that he said I and not we.

Only moments later Peter was on the road where the entrance to an alleyway was. He rolled his eyes as moments later, Wade arrived at his side, clearly out of breath.

"Think you can give me a lift next time, bug boy?"

Peter chose to ignore Wade. He knew the kid all too well- they were at the same school, coincidentally. Wait, scratch that- they were in the same class.

Of course, Wade didn't know this. And if Peter had it his way, Wade probably never would.

Peter took a few cautious steps into the alleyway, almost immediately spotting the gunmen. As he took another step, he saw who the criminals had cornered- none other than Flash fucking Thompson.

Behind him, Wade let out a low growl as he, too, spotted who was being threatened.

"Don't like that kid," Wade said softly. "Bullies one of the cute kids in class- Peter, that's his name."

"Finding someone more attractive than me?" Peter teased, but he found his heart fluttering slightly at Wade's words.

Without giving Wade a chance to reply, Peter took another step forward and loudly cleared his throat.

"What do we have here? Two idiots who can't seem to tell a school kid from a grown man!" As usual, Peter's quips did little to help the situation.

It did, however, distract them from threatening Flash. And also resulted in them firing a bullet in his direction.