"YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"- The joys of parenting a Spider-Child

I'M NOT OKAY

AND NEITHER IS XvoltronXficX
AT OUR YOUTH GROUP
THEY WERE PLAYING MUSIC
AND THEN

THEY STOPPED THE MUSIC

TO PLAY

THE

I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD AUDIO

AND THEY DID THAT TWICE

AND SHE WAS CRYING AND I WAS SCREAMING AND CURLED UP IN A BALL

THE NIGHT WAS SO GOOD UNTIL THAT HAPPENED

okay but the good stuff from that night, the highlights:
It was Christmas themed so I got the crowns from the bonbons that were the bi flag colours and put them on my head
My friend (the one I tagged) took a photo and I looked like a demon and she said "You're the demon bisexual queen"
And then we both looked at each other and went "the demon queen of highschool has decreed it"
Which then morphed into "the demon bisexual queen of high school has decreed it, she says Monday eight am everyone will be biseuxalllll"
I dropped my phone and it didn't smash the screen
We stared at Tom Holland photos for like,,, all eternity
We walked past the hallway where she'd once said "the floor is Tom Holland" which is also where I kissed the floor and said that if it was clean enough I'd have licked it.
We made an excessive amount of Jeremy jokes
"HAVE I TOLD YOU PETER COULD TOTALLY COSPLAY JEREMY?!?!"
Our friend talked about how much she liked Vodka
I found out yesterday at church that another friend, who was a table away, randomly heard "VODKA" yelled across the room, which was probably us.

It was a good night. Except for that audio
And the fact that they played Fortnite dances on the screen
I didn't need the reminder that everyone is obsessed with Fortnite okay