David: Hey Dianne, I've got a question.
Dianne: "....."
David: Why do you keep on calling me David? Why not Ricardo? My first name?
Dianne: Why do you call me Dianne and not Lady?
David: Because it doesn't suit you. You are not a lady at all. You're a beast.
Dianne: "....."
David: So you're not calling me Ricardo because it doesn't suit me too?
Dianne: "....."
David: Well, I don't really like that name anyway. So ugly and old fashion. Gives me goosebumps everytime mom calls me that.
*The next day*
Dianne: Good morning Ricardo.
*The next day after that*
Dianne: Shut up Ricardo.
*And the next day*
Dianne: Ricardo does suit you. Ugly.
David: Woman are scary.
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FUN FACT:
Do you know that the english name for Ricardo is actually Richard? The name means Powerful/Great Leader.
A/N: Well, I absolutely didn't know that before giving David that name.
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HumorMeet Lady Dianne San Juan - a snobish girl who doesn't befriend just anyone. She is sarcastic, gloomy, irritated all the damn time and can be a complete psycho bitch. Then there's Ricardo David Calapre - a hyper idiot who's friendly to anyone (even...
