David: I had a dream last night.
Dianne: "......"
David: It was a dream of those days when I was still one of the million sperms swimming in the semen of my dad.
Dianne: "......"
David: It was the day when my mom and dad had sex and he orgasmed.
Dianne: Do you really have to tell me in detail?
David: I was one of the sperm who had survived the first wave of challenge as I swam through my mom's vagina.
Dianne: Please stop.
David: No. You need to hear this.
Dianne: Do I really?
David: It was like a race. I'm swimming with all my might. My siblings did the same. Until we reach a stop where we need to choose between the two roads. I trick my siblings of going on the left road but in the end I choose the right one because I thought that you can never be wrong when it's already right....right?
Dianne: "......"
David: Some of my siblings followed me, while some didn't. I'm not the one leading the race when we saw a huge ball like structure. It was the finish line. But you see, I need to win in order to survive so I swam faster and bump my other sperm siblings out of the way. Not caring if they are hurt or are already dead.
Dianne: "......."
David: That's how I won the race and become a champion. And when I woke up. I realize something...
Dianne: "......."
David: That in order to survive and be on top, people tend to, or rather, need to surpass others at all cost. Might it be by just doing your best (which doesn't usually work out because other people have "connections"), or by pulling some tricks, cheating etcetera. Sometimes...we need to step on other people to have those things we need and want. And that is just...sad.
Dianne: "......"
David: "......"
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Dianne: Still...I'm glad you won.
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David: Thanks.---------------
A/N: Well, that's some deep shit. Lol.
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