David: You know what?
Dianne: No I don't. And I don't want to know.
David: I saw a number of tadpoles in our fountain yesterday.
Dianne: You have a fountain? Since when?
David: .....
David: Anyway, there is this fountain in the forest yesterday...
Dianne: *murmurs* Just pretend you believe him. Just pretend you believe him. Just pretend you believe him.
Dianne: You're such an idiot.
David: I know. Anyway, I saw a bunch of tadpole swimming around the dirty water in the fountain. And I kind of relate to them.
Dianne: Why? Because you're dirty?
David: You have a point. But not just that.
Dianne:.....
David: I mean as I watch them swim around, I thought of the days when I'm still a microscopic sperm swimming around inside my father's balls.
Dianne: You're gross.
David: I mean, it is only because I meet an egg cell---
Dianne: Gosh. So you DO have a brain.
David: --- that I evolve as a handsome human being...
Dianne: You do know you look like a bull dog right?
David: What? Bull dogs are handsome and cute! Back to the topic! So I took pity on them because what will they become in such a dirty place?
Dianne: uhh...a frog?
David: So what I did is I went home, opened our fridge and took some eggs. Then I return to the fountain and put them there.
Dianne: Oh damn! Why haven't I thought of that! You're a genius! 😃
David: I know right?!! 😄
Dianne: Haven't heard of sarcasm?
David: And I'm going back later after class to see what happened to them!
Dianne: I bet that they are still tadpoles.
David: Don't break a man's dream so easily!
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HumorMeet Lady Dianne San Juan - a snobish girl who doesn't befriend just anyone. She is sarcastic, gloomy, irritated all the damn time and can be a complete psycho bitch. Then there's Ricardo David Calapre - a hyper idiot who's friendly to anyone (even...
