Dianne's POV
"DIANNE! DIANNE! OPEN THE DOOR! ARE YOU OKAY?"
I opened my eyes and was welcomed by David's irritating voice.
I sighed and forced my self to stand up and open the door because if I don't he'll definitely gonna break it.
Me: What is it David?
David: Shit! You called me David! You're really sick!
I decided to turn away and went back to my room. He is a waste of my energy.
David: Anyway. I got my 1000th detention slip from Ms. Bull today. Isn't it awesome?
I didn't answer him. I'm starving but between hunger and sleep. I'll choose the latter.
And who is Ms. Bull anyway? Another codename?
David: I just fulfilled another one from my bucket list!
Me: Yehey...congrats.
I'm able to utter before falling to a deep slumber.
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I woke up because of my growling stomach.
I think I'm going to die.
I thought Davids gonna be the first one because he's an idiot. But I thought wrong.
I'm gonna be the first one to die because of him.
He suddenly sprout out from nowhere with a tray of food and some medicine.
Fucking Idiot.
Fucking lovable idiot.
Is he okay? I mean the idiot kept on dancing in the middle of the rain. He actually believe that sun dance of his.
David: A delicious food made by a handsome chef, yes, the one and only....me. Feel privileged, gorill--*ahem* normal face.
Me: You put a poison in the soup right? I swear Ricardo. If I died tonight. I'm gonna hunt you down in your sleep.
I saw him gulped nervously. I almost laugh out loud.
I really do love my bestfriend.
As I eat, my eyes can't help but to wander in his way.
David: Am I that handsome that you can't take your eyes off of me?
Me: No. I just can't believe how a person can be that ugly.
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Me: Anyway...are you okay? You didn't get...sick?
A grin spread throughout his face.
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David: Ooh whoa, ooh whoa, ooh whoa
Me: Oh Gosh. Please. No.
David: Ooh whoa, ooh whoa, ooh whoa
Me: Fuck. My ears. My precious ears.
David: I know you love me.
Me: Stop.
David: I know you care.
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HumorMeet Lady Dianne San Juan - a snobish girl who doesn't befriend just anyone. She is sarcastic, gloomy, irritated all the damn time and can be a complete psycho bitch. Then there's Ricardo David Calapre - a hyper idiot who's friendly to anyone (even...
