Meet Lady Dianne San Juan - a snobish girl who doesn't befriend just anyone. She is sarcastic, gloomy, irritated all the damn time and can be a complete psycho bitch.
Then there's Ricardo David Calapre - a hyper idiot who's friendly to anyone (even...
I look at Dianne and saw her staring at our teacher with her usual fuck the world face she always wear.
I smiled.
The teacher who didn't know how to teach: Okay class. That's it for today.
I move my gaze towards Mr. Octopus as he sets up his things and is about to leave.
Suddenly, a series of moans and groans can be heard from all over the room.
I howled.
You know, for originality.
Everybody looked at my direction. I captured Dianne's gaze and started waving at her. She suddenly facepalmed that took me off guard.
Sometimes, Dianne is such a weido.
As I stride towards her, I look around and scan the room. I saw my friends and classmates chattering words that I don't understand.
I excitedly walk towards Dianne to tell her about another awesome thing that I always do.
Me: Dianne! Dianne!
I saw her sigh after hearing my call.
Me: You know what?
Dianne: No I don't and I don't want to know.
I ignored her.
Me: You know the fact that I'm an idiot right? 😄
Her face brighted a bit for some unknown reason. She really is weird. Maybe she have a mental problem?
Dianne: So you noticed!
Me: What?
Dianne: That you're an idiot!
Me: Of course I do! I mean I know myself more than anything else!
Me: Anyway! So because I'm an idiot, I usually tend to easily forget a person's name. So what I always do is remember them by giving them a codename based on my first impression.
Dianne: Oh wow. Interesting.
Me: I know right?
I pointed at one of our classmates.
Me: There is Ms. Leopard. The sexiest girl in our school.
Points another one.
Me: Mr. King Kong who had a buff and big body but looked like a monkey. Ms. Snake, who flirts to every boy she meets and choke them to death with her claws.
I saw a smile creeped up on her lips.
Me: Mr. Dickhead, who loves his dick so much. There is a rumor that he had an altar for his dick in his room. Maybe, I'll build one too. You know, to show Fernando that I appreciate him.
She burts out laughing.
I joined her because I don't want my classmates to notice that she is crazy.
Dianne: What about me?
Me: What?
Dianne: What about me?
Me: What about you?
Dianne: 😑
Me: Whaaat???
Dianne: What am I in that imagination of yours?
I paused.
And remembered what my first impression about her- which didn't really change.
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I even added some dialogue to partner her expression.
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Dianne: So...what? 😕😕😕
I smiled hesitantly.
Me: Your the most beautiful girl I've ever met. A face that can't easily be forgotten so I didn't have any codename for you. 😇😇😇
Dianne: 🙃🙃🙃
Me: 😃😄😉😊😊🙂🙂😌🤐😔🙁
Dianne: You're dead.
Goodbye Fernando.
---------------------------------- Author's Note:
The pictures used in this chapter are not mine. Credits to the rightful owners.
