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Mamascar sent a message to Gossip Girls.  {Mamascar, Witchywoo, and Little Angel.} 

Mamascar: So? How'd it go? 

Witchywoo: Please tell us! The suspense is killing me.
It was so hard not to tell anyone about you two. 

Little Angel: It actually went surprisingly well. 

Mamascar: Tell me everything! 

Little Angel: He may have kissed me. 

Witchywoo: I screamed so loud I scared Evans. 

Mamascar: Wait, you're with Evans?  

Witchywoo: Yes, but it's not about me. It's about Spiderman's MJ. 

Little Angel: Oh my god! Lizzie! Are you currently with Chris Evans? 

Mamascar: Don't change the subject daughter. 
We want the dets. 

Little Angel: You changed the subject first Mama.

Witchywoo: Please tell me Ham is official? 

Little Angel: We may or may not be going on a date in a few days. 

Mamascar: I am gonna kick his ass if he ever hurts you. 

Witchywoo: I'm with Scarlett on this one. 

Little Angel: Okay, I'm sure he won't do anything wrong
And I'm pretty sure he knows not to do anything to piss you two off.

Witchywoo: He better, you are mine and Scarlett's daughter,  
With Evans as your dad. 

Mamascar: When did you reserve the rights to be her mother? 

Witchywoo: When she joined the MCU? 

Little Angel: Okay, Moms, enough. Should we let Dad in this chat? 

Witchywoo: I'll add him now.

Witchywoo added 95-Year-Old Virgin. 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: Which groupchat is this? 

Mamascar: The ladies, but you're excepted as you are Harriet's father. 

Little Angel: How many group chats are there in the MCU? 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: You don't wanna know.
Hard to keep track on all of them.
Also, pleased to know that I am Harriet's father in the MCU. 

Little Angel: Yay! 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: So why exactly did Lizzie scream? 

Mamascar: Haha, Tom's in for it. 

Little Angel: Mom! 

Witchywoo: Harriet and Tom may or may not have kissed. 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: That boy is so dead the next time I see him. 

Little Angel: Which won't be for awhile
as filming starts back up on Monday.

Mamascar: Ha, should I warn Tom? 

Witchywoo: Nah, let Chris have a go at him. 
It's funny when he does. 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: I love how you find it funny Lizzie, 

Mamascar: Just date already! 

Little Angel: I'm with Mom on this one.

Other Mom, date Dad already 

Witchywoo: We are only friends you two. 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: Can no one in this groupchat detect sarcasm? 

Witchywoo: I'm confused. 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: My earlier comment on what you said. 

Little Angel: Oh no I noticed it, don't think Lizzie did. 

Witchywoo: Shut up both of you okay. I'm tired. 

Mamascar: I wonder why. 

Little Angel: Oooo, did Momma and Daddy do something last night? 

Witchywoo: Remind me again why you're my daughter? 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: Because you said so? 
And no, we didn't. She got up too early. 

Little Angel: You two are no fun. 

Mamascar: Our family is so dysfunctional. 

Little Angel: You can say that again. 


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