Believe In Ham. (Guys Groupchat)

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Spiderboy added 95-Year-Old Virgin, Iron Man, War Machine, Hulk Smash, Loki, Thor, The Falcon, Vision, Winter Soldier, Katniss 2.0, to Full House 

Iron Man: Is this an all guys groupchat? 

Spiderboy: Yes.
I wanted to talk to you guys about something. 

Hulk Smash: About? 

Loki: You do know none of us know anything about girls
Except for my brother. 

Thor: Be quiet Loki, let the boy speak. 

Spiderboy: I wanna do something with Harriet,
but whenever we go out there's always people around. 

War Machine: Okay, then the best thing to do is just ask her out. 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: I BELIEVE IN HAM!!!!!! 

Spiderboy: Haha, thanks, Evans. 

War Machine: Here's some advice. Do it spontaneously, 
Then she has no choice but to say yes.  

Vision: Has that actually ever worked Don? 

War Machine: For me? Yes. Tom? No. 

Spiderboy: That totally helped Don, Rolls eyes. 

War Machine: Hey, you're the one who asked. 

Thor: Just ask her Tom, 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: Should I let her mothers in on this? 

Thor: Who? You're wife's Lizzie and Scarlett? 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: Lizzie, Scarlett and I are Harriet's MCU parents. 

Spiderboy: We've gone off topic. And no, They'll tell Harriet. 

95-Year-Old-Virgin: I'm offended that you think I would not keep this a secret. 

Loki: Do we want to test that theory out? 

Spiderboy: I'll think of something guys. Thanks for the help. 

Thor: You're most welcome. 

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